what's the funnest thing a noob has said to you?

[Flubbman]

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[GenaralSkar]

The other day there was this person wanting to know how to use image2brick. I told him exactly how to use it, and he said it doesn't work for some reason, so he started wondering if he needed a new monitor, keyboard, mouse, etc. He got so annoying I think I kicked him.

[Fireboy]

funnest

[Wesley Williams]

Give me adminzors or ill ban u!!!!

Oh wait, not annoying you want funnest... You mean funniest?

[Danny Boy]

Some noob came onto my dedicated server yesterday. A bit later I joined my server and he said

Noob: "danny can i have super admin since i am the co host"
Me "What the forget makes you think your the co host?
Noob: "because i have here first"
Me "That doesn't mean your the co host"

Then after that he constantly begged for it, I was just laughing the whole time and then it got annoying after a while so I banned him

[mattnett1]

On my freebuild server:
Me: Stop spamming or a ban.
Commander45: STFU I WILL BAN  YOU
Me: Err... Good luck with that.
Commander45: BANNING
*30 Minutes later*
Me: Banning me?
Commander45: HAHAHA YOU ARE BANNED FROM THIS SERVER.
*I rage quit*
Commander45 on IRC: HAHHA TOLDYOU
Commander45: I AM THE RULER!!!!!
Commander45: I FORGOT TO ADD THAT I BANNED BADSPOT FROM HIS SERver

[BobSevenSevens]

I started talking on my dedi through the console and all the people on it were like "OMG ITZ CONZOLE".

I said "I hacked Badspot." and they all freaked out, lol. Then, I deleted one guy's player and he started flipping the forget out lol.

tl;dr console is fun to use.

[Colten]

"well mine is i eatzz cookie 999999"

[Rugged]

"well mine is i eatzz cookie 999999"

You're cool.

[Colten]

You're cool.

I was actually gonna put a cat with sunglasses under my post but Im on a laptop and I was too lazy to google it B)

[Rugged]

I'm on a laptop too... D:

[Colten]

I'm on a laptop too... D:

Laptops suck!

[DrenDran]

well mine is i eatzz cookie 999999

That is the funniest thing.
The "noob"s name was something like "kodyman" with some random ass number at the end, because he was unorigional.

[indyjones]

"How are you today?  I am feeling quite fine, thanks for not asking."

I think this is funny because everyone assumes noobs are stupid.

[Derroith]

"Aimbot!"