I was helping my brother and his friends make some peppers stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon (delicious!) and like...45 minutes after I had finished slicing the peppers and taking the seeds out, I rubbed my eye.
HUGE loving MISTAKE OH GOOOOOOOD. At that point, at the peak of burning intensity in my eye, I think it would have been better to cut my eye out with a knife. Just thinking about the experience makes my eyes water with remembering that intense pain.
As the pain eased away, it felt like I had the world's worst loving sunburn all over my eyes and area under my eyes.