Oh god that's hard
Should've bent over and shat in that guy's face.
Change the first line, it doesn't flow.Lock knees, not feelin so hotLock eyes, from across the room.:/
A small MP3 file of the first verse can be downloaded HERE.
For a little while, I've been working on a parody of Lonely Island's song Jizz in my Pants called stuff in my Pants.The first verse is as follows:Lock knees, not feelin so hotI think I'm gonna drop one as big as a yachtClench my stomach and turn awayTry to play it cool as I start to swayWalk away slowly, gotta relaxI think the floor might have just been waxedTake one step and I feel it thereA little bit of weight in my underwearPick up the pace as I begin to sweatFaster and faster and faster yetI speed to the bathroom as I hide my shameWhen suddenly behind me someone says my nameAnd Istuff in my pantsJust shut up I don't wanna hear a wordDon't start with me, you'll get me stirredI don't have time for your stupid rants'Cause Istuff in my pantsThe dude walked away with a look on his faceNo time for sorry gotta leave this placeI felt it now, dripping down my legI need to go home and changeThe first part of VERSE 2:I just watched a movie, it was about loveAs I walk out I feel a light shoveI turn around to see a man standing thereHe whispers to take off my underwearWith fear I realised he held a knifeOh my god, what if I lose my lifeThe look in his eyes said you're gonna dieI looked to the sky and I asked whyHe got closer that's when he saidLooked me dead in the face, asked "why so red?"And Istuff in my pantsPlease leave feedback as to what you think of the song so far. I also suggest that if you want the greatest experience, try to sing this version over the original song, which can be found HERE.A small MP3 file of the first verse can be downloaded HERE.
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