Author Topic: I got hit by my friend's mom. What do? (Read 4527 times)

captain blue · July 31, 2011, 12:26:02 AM

dude get together with your friends and rape her

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FrozenEye · July 31, 2011, 12:31:10 AM

Quote from: Strovbe on July 30, 2011, 11:19:19 PM

I misread this as I got hit on by my friends mom

Thar · July 31, 2011, 12:31:17 AM

Disregard my last post.

If you forgive her but point out what she did was unnecessary, then everyone is raised to a higher level of compassion and wisdom.

DnaUnstable · July 31, 2011, 12:40:14 AM

I would have turned around and looked her straight in her eye and asked her what the forget she thinks she is doing. I would loving raise a stink about that, I couldn't loving take that. I would havkdgkdfhofhnofgonkgfokfknhg nofkhgofhkfgohkgho

Thar · July 31, 2011, 01:10:49 AM

Quote from: Thar on July 31, 2011, 12:31:17 AM

Disregard my last post.

If you forgive her but point out what she did was unnecessary, then everyone is raised to a higher level of compassion and wisdom.

Quote from: DnaUnstable on July 31, 2011, 12:40:14 AM

I would have turned around and looked her straight in her eye and asked her what the forget she thinks she is doing. I would loving raise a stink about that, I couldn't loving take that. I would havkdgkdfhofhnofgonkgfokfknhg nofkhgofhkfgohkgho

Lol

Nikki · July 31, 2011, 01:12:35 AM

Quote from: Strovbe on July 30, 2011, 11:19:19 PM

I misread this as I got hit on by my friends mom

Hiiro326 · July 31, 2011, 01:15:17 AM

Infiltrate their house, sleep over and pre masturbate, right as you edge go up to her, jizz on face while she's asleep, leave a note.

Or get your hand wet and cold and slap her while she's asleep.

Jairo · July 31, 2011, 01:17:02 AM

Hitting children in any way harmful is illegal in the United States :v

SeventhSandwich · July 31, 2011, 01:24:01 AM

Quote from: Rap3Therapist on July 30, 2011, 11:52:47 PM

ulti & Nikki
LizzyRascal
Iban (lololo he's gone,)
Sk8r,

I only feel bad for nikki/ulti and lizz, because they actually are struggling, why Sk8r is only experiencing a few problems.

Believe me, my mom is bad but i don't plea.

You're obviously an alt if you know about Iban's story.

You're probably Slicksilver, but I can't verify that because I'm working on something in H&H.

Protip: Don't be a douchebag on your alt account because you'll get banned again.

indyjones · July 31, 2011, 01:48:52 AM

First of all it's against the law to prevent a child from simply walking. It's also assault since the mom is not family. Report her or call the police.

Faoeoa · July 31, 2011, 01:56:09 AM

Load your loving shotgun
and stick it in her pooper.
Pull trigger.

Destroyer · July 31, 2011, 02:00:09 AM

Defiantly call the police. That is assult. Your mother will not get in trouble if she has done nothing wrong.

battlebrain · July 31, 2011, 02:01:03 AM

Quote from: Faoeoa on July 31, 2011, 01:56:09 AM

Load your loving shotgun
and stick it in her pooper.
Pull trigger.

simple, yet effective

Faoeoa · July 31, 2011, 02:03:24 AM

Quote from: battlebrain on July 31, 2011, 02:01:03 AM

simple, yet effective

Yes.

Also i have a feeling your mother isn't innocent, tell me, did she abuse you

:detectivephelps:

battlebrain · July 31, 2011, 02:04:37 AM

Quote from: Faoeoa on July 31, 2011, 02:03:24 AM

:detectivephelps:

SHES MAKING A RUN FOR IT, AFTER IT PHELPS