Im pale.*shades*and am a furry.
that's not even the proper usage of shades
"Hi guys, you don't know me well yet, but I fap off to half-animals at home."
Ew, I don't do that.
Tell him to steal your school's mascot costume and wear it to school.
How to make friends at school.1. Say you're a furry.2. ???3. Profit
"I'm a furry and if you don't know what that is, don't ask".