I must be a really selfish prick.
Because I really can't understand your desire to gift us stuff just because you can.
It is a silly game of tempting fate. When one's mind is planted with the seed that free will is fake and we are destined to do everything we have and will, one tends to drift off the path of sanity and do things he or she wouldn't ordinarily do.
Why is my name not on the list?
Because, doctor genius, I got fed up with your stuff. Constantly kissing my ass, asking if there's any way to win be default via pm and if I could remove others from the list to improve your chances.
You do not deserve free things.