Author Topic: Rascal is trying to kill me.  (Read 2098 times)

don't tell her that im her cat

don't tell her that im her cat
Oh god lizzy
wheelchair
wheelchair far away


My cat kneads on all members of the household. Maybe he's just concerned over our internal health?

I think your whole family is out to kill you one day. Also,



Pack your stuff and run towards any other relatives you have.

My friend has a cat. He was hanging on the towel in the shower. The back side of it, so I didnt see him.
So I went to take a shower.

MMMRRROOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *Cat assault.

Dont like cats bro

Lizzy hasn't been on for a few hours...

Lizzy hasn't been on for a few hours...
I noticed that too. I don't think this is good.

Get a dog, he'll take care of the problem.

Why don't you just get a loving dog. The problem will be done in ten minutes once the thing tears Rascal in half.
Get a dog, he'll take care of the problem.
Beat you to it. :D


Oh god the bleached milk is hilarious.


Maybe it's your parents.

cats know when their owners are weak and near death.
maybe its preparing to eat you.