(I asked them to cyber)
Stranger 1: Fine.
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 1: Let's do this.
Stranger 2: you female
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 1: So I'm walking down the street, okay?
Stranger 1: And you come up to me.
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 2: wearing
Stranger 1: I'm wearing a poncho. It's raining.
Stranger 2: good touch
Stranger 2: as you pass by my alley
Stranger 1: "Wow, this is a nice alley."
Stranger 2: I ask you for spare change
Stranger 1: I reach in my pocket and pull out a slice of pizza.
Stranger 1: And then eat it in front of you.
Stranger 2: and I gram
Stranger 2: you
Stranger 2: and pull you down
Stranger 2: gag you
Stranger 2: tie your hands behind your back
Stranger 2: and drag you deeper into my alley
Stranger 1: Turns out I'm actually a robot. Sorry. They never built me a vagina.
Stranger 1: You'll have to make do.
Stranger 2: does not matter
Stranger 2: you have mouth
Stranger 2: and I take gag out
Stranger 1: I put the gag back in.
Stranger 2: you start to scream
Stranger 2: I slap you
Stranger 2: hard
Stranger 2: your face stings
Stranger 1: I fart.
Stranger 1: I fart when I'm nervous.
Stranger 2: you lose your breat
Stranger 1: I keep farting.
Stranger 1: It really stinks.
Stranger 1: It almost stings your eyes.
Stranger 2: so I put plug in your ass
Stranger 2: and it stops
Stranger 2: now I take stick
Stranger 1: My farts build up and I blast it out.
Stranger 2: and knock your teeth out
Stranger 2: and forget your bloody mouth
Stranger 1: My teeth are made of a titanium alloy, and they regenerate.
Stranger 2: and the tip of my richard plugs your ass
Stranger 1: I chomp off your hobo snake and leave you bloody.
Stranger 2: and I die
Stranger 1: Then I pull out my robo snake.
Stranger 2: the end
Stranger 2: ouch
Stranger 2: that will leave a mark
Stranger 1: And forget your belly button.
Stranger 1: Sorry bout that.
Stranger 2: not too hard
Stranger 2: it is tender
Stranger 1: It's a tiny robo snake.
Stranger 2: thnks
Stranger 1: No problem.
Stranger 2: be gently
Stranger 1: I think we pleasured this asker quite a bit.
Stranger 1: Good job. Good teamwork.
Stranger 2: your not bad for a 12 yr old girl
Stranger 1: A+.
Stranger 2: from new york
Stranger 1: Oh no. You found out my secret.
Stranger 2: it was on the bathroom wall
Stranger 2: along with your number
Stranger 2: for a good time call
Stranger 2: 86753099
Stranger 1: Oh! That makes sense. I'm pretty fun.
Stranger 2: you name is jenny
Stranger 1: Yup.
Stranger 1: Jenny McWeathers.
Stranger 2: I know your mom
Stranger 1: But it's time for the next question. It's been fun.
Stranger 2: she likes me
