Author Topic: Omegle Spy Mode.  (Read 34469 times)

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Would you rather be in the Afghanistan War or play a role in the Spider-Man musical?
Stranger 1: Spiderman
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Stranger 2: what the forget do you mean i aint part of afganistan war yet
Stranger 2: allahoakbar mondaystuff
Stranger 2: .
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Stranger 1: Well played
Stranger 2: Thanks.
Stranger 1: *Brofist*
Stranger 2: *brofist*
Stranger 2: now
Stranger 2: would you like some chicken?
Stranger 2: .
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Stranger 1: OH stuff
Stranger 2: huehauehauea
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Hue

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Boobs or Butt?
Stranger 1: boobs
Stranger 2: butt
Stranger 1: you cant play with butt as much as boobs
Stranger 1: but only if boobs are big
Stranger 2: but,it is squishy
Stranger 1: squishy is fun
Stranger 2: yes,it is
Stranger 1: hey stranger
Stranger 1: i heard spy forgeted your mom
Stranger 1: what are you guna do about it?
Stranger 2: gonna find him and kill him
Stranger 2: no regrets about it
Stranger 1: just that? id stab him 17 times in the neck and steal his wallet
Stranger 1: then take his credit card and fill up on gas
Stranger 2: nice
Stranger 1: keep using the card for WoW time until it starts bouncing
Stranger 1: thats what
Stranger 2: yup
Stranger 2 has disconnected
I DID actually forget his mother...

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If Train A is traveling at 50 mph, and Train 2 is going at 100 mph but has to take 2, 5 minute stops before it reaches it's destination, who will loving read this whole thing?
Stranger 2: probably no one
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: apart from us
Stranger 1: i lol'd
Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If Train A is traveling at 50 mph, and Train B is going at 100 mph but has to take 2, 5 minute stops before it reaches it's destination, how long will it take before the train falls of the cliff?
Stranger 1: where the hell is this cliff at?
Stranger 2: you're missing a bit
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 2: Dumbass
Stranger 2 has disconnected

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If Subject A (Male) mingles with Subjects B,C, and D (Female), what is the percent chance one of the Subjects will become pregnant.
Stranger 1: Well
Stranger 1: They're just
Stranger 1: Mingling
Stranger 1: I don't think Mingling usually involves the love
Stranger 2: 33,33 %
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Some one has been paying attention in class.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2011, 09:48:47 AM by Kochieboy »

I always end up getting startquitters :U

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Roblox or Blockland
Stranger 1: what r those
Stranger 2: Minecraft.
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Stranger 1: lol :D
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Best one ever.

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What is procrastination?
Stranger 1: FAP
Stranger 1: FAP
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Stranger 1: FAP
Stranger 1: FAP
Stranger 2: weird
Stranger 1: FAP
Stranger 1: FAP
Stranger 1: FAP
Stranger 1: FAP
Stranger 2: the qustine maker
Stranger 1: FAP
Stranger 1: FAP
Stranger 2: should say f/m
Stranger 2: so we can explain
Stranger 2: if boy
Stranger 2: oyt hand on snake
Stranger 2: move up n down
Stranger 1: and stroke
Stranger 2: if girl
Stranger 2: take cucamber
Stranger 1: and shove in hole
Stranger 2: and push it in ur weird lips
Stranger 2: at ur bottem
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Best one ever.


Wait

How is a cucumber ANYTHING like a rooster?

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
People who say, can I jack off to you, ASL, I'm horny, are all friends/creeps. Do you agree?
Stranger 2: i just forgeted my sister and took naked photos wanna see ?
Stranger 2 has disconnected

I used this as a question: Did you come here looking for someone to give you nudes? Be honest.

I expected at least minor lols to ensue but instead they got into a normal conversation about the London riots then something about a Game Boy Advance emulator.

Stranger 1 has murdered someone. Stranger 2, interrogate!

Stranger 1 has murdered someone. Stranger 2, interrogate!
SO THAT WAS YOU
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Spanish women or French women? Why?
Stranger: french
You: both are gay
You: french is better tough
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nice!
« Last Edit: August 09, 2011, 10:28:01 AM by PossesedAngel »


Stranger 1 has murdered someone. Stranger 2, interrogate!

Stranger 1 is a suspect in a murder case. Stranger 2, interrogate!
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Stranger 1 is a suspect in a murder case. Stranger 2, interrogate!
Stranger 1: I'm the murderer
Stranger 1: Mainly cause I've done it before
Stranger 2 has disconnected

IT HAD SUCH POTENTIAL

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Stranger 1 has murdered someone. Stranger 2, interrogate!
Stranger 1: am i stranger 2
Stranger 2: whos nr 1
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 1: ok what
Stranger 1: do you confess
Stranger 2: no im innocent
Stranger 1: i thought that too
Stranger 1: your free to leave now
Stranger 2: thx bye
Stranger 1: ..
Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Stranger 1 has murdered someone. Stranger 2, interrogate!
Stranger 1: what a murderer question here?
Stranger 2: you are stranger 1!!
Stranger 2: WHO DID YOU MURDER
Stranger 1: not a single
Stranger 1: the owner of the question should be murderer
Stranger 2: no...
Stranger 2: since in that persons screen
Stranger 2: you are stranger 1
Stranger 1: no, am annoyed
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: you replied first
Stranger 2: forget THIS GAY EARTH
Stranger 2 has disconnected
« Last Edit: August 09, 2011, 10:31:45 AM by Kochieboy »