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Dwarf Fortress Megathread! - Necro'd enough to count as a vampire
Doomonkey:
I was going to post the log of another Kobold battle I fought. From the looks of it there was only like 10 kobolds, but the log goes over the character limit.
EDIT: Here's a funny one.
--- Quote from: log ---You grab The master by the throat with your right upper arm!
You place a chokehold on The master's throat with Your right upper arm!
You strangle The master's throat!
The master passes out.
You bite The master in the head, bruising the muscle through the rope reed fiber cap!
You latch on firmly!
You shake The master around by the head, tearing apart the head's muscle!
An artery in the head has been opened by the attack!
You shake The master around by the head, tearing apart the head's muscle!
An artery in the head has been opened by the attack!
You shake The master around by the head, tearing apart the head's muscle!
An artery in the head has been opened by the attack!
You strike The master in the head with your iron shield, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
Ricdil Ishagorpu, Swordsman has been struck down.
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It says I bit him in the head, but I actually chose neck.
Moral of the story: Put people necks in a chokehold using wrestle. Then you can gain experience in weird things.
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Jesus christ imagine if you could actually SEE all of that!
Doomonkey:
--- Quote from: ? on August 12, 2011, 11:21:35 PM ---Jesus christ imagine if you could actually SEE all of that!
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I would be too freaked out to play the game.
ultimamax:
--- Quote from: RedGajin on August 12, 2011, 11:00:52 PM ---You know, it tells you how to do stuff if you go to the help section
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Well where's the stupid help section.
RedGajin:
--- Quote from: ultimamax on August 12, 2011, 11:31:25 PM ---Well where's the stupid help section.
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It has all the controls right there. Does it really need explaining?