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| mariofan09:
My friend was playing earlier and was playing adventure mode. He started as an elf and had a wooden sword and a wooden shield. The sword was a flaming pile of stuff that only an idiot would carry into battle because it almost always missed and when it did manage to land a hit it would only do a tiny bit of damage. However, any time he would use his shield to bash an enemy, it would "hit in the head, crushing the skull, damaging the brain and tearing the brain. He won so many fights with only that shield. He finally died because dragon. |
| ?:
Don't elves get all pissy when you sell them anything wooden, or is that meat products? I can't remember at all. |
| Jacob/Lee:
--- Quote from: ? on December 16, 2011, 08:54:15 PM ---Don't elves get all pissy when you sell them anything wooden, or is that meat products? I can't remember at all. --- End quote --- It's wooden products. |
| Mega-Bear:
--- Quote from: ? on December 16, 2011, 08:54:15 PM ---Don't elves get all pissy when you sell them anything wooden, or is that meat products? I can't remember at all. --- End quote --- Wood. They're like fantasy universes' hippies. |
| IkeTheGeneric:
>>Gives elf merchant branch "HOLY forget FOREST MURDERER !!!!!!!!!!" >>Elven merchants step in on me murdering everything except the trees "Hi" they're like an entire legion of skip |
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