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Dwarf Fortress Megathread! - Necro'd enough to count as a vampire
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--- Quote from: Jacob/Lee on December 27, 2011, 01:51:48 AM ---Just got a dwarf that was nothing more than a novice comedian. 5 platinum bars says he told a stuffty joke and the leader felt sorry for him and let him come along.
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What are you going to do to him?
Jacob/Lee:
--- Quote from: ? on December 27, 2011, 01:54:16 AM ---What are you going to do to him?
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I've spared him his sixty-five years of uselessness and given him a job as a furnace operator. In a month he's collected more experience than the rest of his life put together.
Also, an armorer got a fey mood. HELL YES. Even though he's going to make a totally useless coarse iron piece we'll have a legendary armorer!
nienhaus1:
Hey Jacob you should get on Steam.
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If you make an adventure mode character, kill a bunch of people and rob a lot of things, and then retire and make a new character, will you be sent after the robber/murderer character eventually?
Jacob/Lee:
*elves arrive to trade*
"Alright, we'll give you these for that thread for the hospital..."
"Once a beautiful tree, and now? It is a rude bauble, fit for only your kind."
*sees a wooden crutch in the list of items to trade*
Well, there goes your trade goods and right to live, bastards.