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| brickybob:
--- Quote from: fawkes.. on December 30, 2011, 05:54:11 PM ---I know somebody who lost all his fortress to some deadly beast that i can not remember the name of, all his military dead, all his workers dead, then a cook threw his mittens at the beast, and killed it. What i am trying to say is, use cooks to fight of badgers --- End quote --- One time this pregnant dwarf was in a bad mood because her husband died, and this guy (player) tried to keep her happy because she had like a bunch of legendary stats. Then, he orders to dig out a place under a lake, she decides to help out and falls down the pit. But right before she hits and ground the baby comes out. The baby is unharmed and the mother is dead. He decides it's not worth it so he closed the pit up and never saw it in three years. He comes back in 3 years to find the baby is still alive. He survived off of the water and the rats scurrying around. He grows up to be farmer with 5 kids. The end. |
| jouatt:
--- Quote from: brickybob on January 01, 2012, 07:24:46 PM --- --- End quote --- That's loving awesome... |
| brickybob:
--- Quote from: jouatt on January 01, 2012, 07:38:40 PM ---That's loving awesome... --- End quote --- Moral of the story. |
| Jacob/Lee:
Who needs to catch arrows with their hands when you can catch them WITH YOUR TEETH? |
| brickybob:
--- Quote from: Corbiere on December 29, 2011, 10:21:20 AM ---- Added another 8 arms, 3 heads and 70 teeth - Made them carnivorous - Added a random tentacle - Added 2 fingers on each hand --- End quote --- that's just loving horrifying. |
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