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Dwarf Fortress Megathread! - Necro'd enough to count as a vampire
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Jacob/Lee:

--- Quote from: heedicalking on January 11, 2012, 07:50:53 PM ---my dwarves (100+) are running low on food. what is a fast way to getting food?

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Farming. Farming is very fast if you use plump helmets and good farmers, which can be eaten raw.

Dwarf: Hey kids! Urist Mc!!Dwarf!! here! What's the thing we learned about yesterday?
Kids: DON'T STEP IN THE DANGER ROOM!!!
IkeTheGeneric:
king of page 100 gets 100 mint gold-encrusted gold coins with emerald spikes
Frontrox:
That's sick lol
Captain Crazy:
jacob no
Jacob/Lee:
Urist Mc!!Dwarf!! told them not to step into the danger room, and they didn't listen. There's another child in the hospital with severe bone breakage and pale with blood loss from the training spears in the danger room and another with 10 something wounds all over his body, each one having atleast a broken bone and many torn open badly. That child also has about 7 infections and is somehow still alive.

Natural selection at work.
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