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Dwarf Fortress Megathread! - Necro'd enough to count as a vampire

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Jacob/Lee:

"Stray Web Turret (Tame) has been stung by a bumblebee!"
I found this message hilarious for some reason. Masterwork Mod.

Dominator:

I expected it to be about these guys mining into fortresses.


Corbiere:


--- Quote from: Jacob/Lee on July 15, 2012, 02:32:52 AM ---"Stray Web Turret (Tame) has been stung by a bumblebee!"
I found this message hilarious for some reason. Masterwork Mod.

--- End quote ---
That turret will now catch one of the many hundreds of random and slightly disturbing diseases available for your dwarven pleasure in Masterwork.


--- Quote from: Dominator on July 15, 2012, 06:36:05 AM ---I expected it to be about these guys mining into fortresses.
-snipRunescapedwarf-

--- End quote ---

Well it is, kinda, except they make their own fortress rather than mining into one.


Jacob/Lee:

Man, Masterwork hates me. I've offered about 10 bars of iridium at the Temple of Armok and it's given me nothing but a berserk dwarf and an instant golem. I predicted such bad luck and so all the people offering them have been peasants who just grew up and have no useful skills to add to the workforce.

Jacob/Lee:

I have the 7 founders locked in a minifort underground, and all migrants build a surface town to live in. I didn't expect them to live long, but they were doing fairly well, just some shortages of food and booze. They were building a 4 z-level tall wooden tower. First floor was a dorm, second a dining room and the other 2 were food + booze storages. Then a dragon raptor came. It massacred everyone. 13 dwarves with nothing but their fists managed to KO it from exertion. All they did was bruise the muscle. Training spears didn't do much more, they dented the muscle. Then it woke up and killed almost everyone.


White Xs: injured dwarves. The white R is the raptor. Those 2 dwarves are wounded and out cold and the militia commander has been stricken by melancholy.






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