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Dwarf Fortress Megathread! - Necro'd enough to count as a vampire
rockslide26:
Oh forget I barely fought off a small elfin army and I suffered heavy losses, what are some good traps I can make to catch those forgeters? I want them alive.
Dropshock:
--- Quote from: Dropshock on August 19, 2011, 01:27:52 AM ---YESS! I GOT THE WATERFALL WORKING!
I had to use a vertical axle instead of a gear.
Edit: OKAY SGDSFGBE GOD DAMNIT GAME WHY ARE YOU SAYING IT NEEDS 21 POWER WHEN MY WINDMILL ONLY GIVES 20 ASDKJFSDLKFJN
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FFfuuuuuucckk YES.
It's complete! I'm not a total moron!
blaman:
--- Quote from: rockslide26 on August 19, 2011, 01:51:05 AM ---Oh forget I barely fought off a small elfin army and I suffered heavy losses, what are some good traps I can make to catch those forgeters? I want them alive.
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1. make a whole lot of mechanisms and then a whole lot of wooden cages
2. press b > shift+t > c
3. place cage trap in desired area
4. press c again
5. repeat steps 3 and 4 until desired area is full of traps
6. dig out an area and make an animal stockpile
7. enjoy as your animal stockpile fills up with caged elves and goblins after every siege. they make excellent training dummies for your military
lilboarder32:
One of my men went berserk. I have a couple questions. How do I view why? How can I have my other dwarfs kill him?
Nevermind, my clerk took things into his own hands and jammed the berserk's skull through the brain, in turn tearing the brain.
And now everyone is going insane/berserk. Chaos is gripping my fortress :(
Dwarfs are running around babbling nonsense. I don't think I have a sane dwarf left.
blaman:
lolmasons
edit:
I also found this moderately amusing. 3 thieves tried to get into my fort via the caverns, only to be caught in cage traps at nearly the exact same time.