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Dwarf Fortress Megathread! - Necro'd enough to count as a vampire
Littledude:
I laughed pretty hard about the mass ale shortage Self Delete.
Doomonkey:
I've got a story:
So I was playing adventure mode and had made it pretty far. I had killed various beasts and monsters and had done a few special quests. I had expanded my party size to about 20. One day, I was traveling with my band of warriors and nightfall came. Any Dwarf Fortress player knows that you should sleep at nighttime, so we did. Well, we were ambushed. In the middle of the night I woke up to swarms of k's (kobolds) all around my camp. After the first turn in the battle, I had to scroll through about five pages of, "X was shot in X, it hit an artery, X died." So immediately, I stood up, but the problem was, I was slightly fatigued and already riddled with arrows. As soon as I got up, I was knocked back down. At this point, all of my warriors were dead and I was surrounded by 10 kobolds. I couldn't get up and about every body part in the game (a lot) was bleeding, broken, severed off, or otherwise critically injured. I died that day.
DnaUnstable:
DORF FORTRES: LOOSING IS FUN !
nickbond1:
Greatnote: After testing some ale, I found out it can explode if set on fire.
RedGajin:
--- Quote from: Doomonkey on August 12, 2011, 08:23:52 PM ---I've got a story:
So I was playing adventure mode and had made it pretty far. I had killed various beasts and monsters and had done a few special quests. I had expanded my party size to about 20. One day, I was traveling with my band of warriors and nightfall came. Any Dwarf Fortress player knows that you should sleep at nighttime, so we did. Well, we were ambushed. In the middle of the night I woke up to swarms of k's (kobolds) all around my camp. After the first turn in the battle, I had to scroll through about five pages of, "X was shot in X, it hit an artery, X died." So immediately, I stood up, but the problem was, I was slightly fatigued and already riddled with arrows. As soon as I got up, I was knocked back down. At this point, all of my warriors were dead and I was surrounded by 10 kobolds. I couldn't get up and about every body part in the game (a lot) was bleeding, broken, severed off, or otherwise critically injured. I died that day.
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lol
what the hell are kobolds?