Name: Jack
Location: Outside my garage, in DC
Status: ****ing scared
Power: 86/100
Health:97/100
So, You just ran over your neighboor's zombiefied son, what do you?
My answer? Back it up, burn rubber, gun it.
Jack:Sorry Frank!
Frank:argleflargle! (zombie translation: I may have lost most of my jaw bone, but i can still eat your brain!)
Jack: You said it.
I then go as fast as possible down the dirt road leading to highway 16, going out of my way to stay out of sight of these things. Then i hit highway 16, swearing as i bump into a crashed car, with a zombie inside, trying as hard as they can to figure out how to open their car door. I back up, only to find that my rim is shot. I swear again. Wait, is that a 18 wheeler? Can i drive one of those? No, well, let's find out! I hop off my motorcycle, then run over to the 18 wheeler, throwing open the cab door.
Jack: Sorry man!
I throw the unconscious driver out of the truck as another zombie stumbles out of my neighboor hood. Then i look over to my motorcycle, only to see it lying on it's side, i had left it propped up against the crashed car.... Oh.... I see that the zombie inside still hasn't figured out how to open the door, but he figured out how to turn it on. i also guess he found the gas. But not the brakes. He hurtled towards a sharp curve and slammed into the guardrail, ripping a hole in it. he didn't stop there. He flew off the cliff into the deep ravine, making sickening crunching sounds of the car against the dirt wall. I hear one last CRASH, then silence. All of a sudden a giant BOOM erupted from the ravine, followed by a few car alarms. I smiled slightly. I still can't get over explosions. I found the key to the truck, and turned it on, I threw it in drive, and gassed it. It lurched forwards alright, but I'm guessing something happened to the brakes, because they didn't work. Crap. I think to myself, as I'm hurtling down the highway, What the **** has our government done? I'm guessing it was them, they do all kinds of stuff. CRASH, i guess i got sidetracked, because i forgot to turn too, and i followed the dead zombie, seeing my life flash before my eyes. SPLASH! I never looked down, and i also didn't know that there was a giant river at the bottom. I guess at some point i fell unconscious, because i woke up too a thundering noise, while a strong tug pulling at me, Huh, i thought, i must have landed on top of the other car, and didn't reach the bottom. What luck!I opened the door, and found myself being swept out of the truck, and I recognised the thundering sound, I looked up. It wasn't cloudy, the thundering noise was the waterfall.
Name: Jack
Location: at the bottom of a river.
Health: 45/100
Power: 38/100
Status: Drowning
Inventory: Fire extinguisher, truck keys