Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - Back to the Future

[Jokey365]

"OH, GOOD IDEA!"
I try to leap out of the cart, but there's an invisible wall.
"Ow... Damn Shawoman charmed it"

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[Kochieboy]

*Static*

"Vege and Jokey, come in, you are off the radar..." "I can no longer track enemies for you..." "You are in a gray zone, I repeat you two are in a gray zone."

*Static*

[Vegetarian Zombie]

*Static*

"Vege and Jokey, come in, you are off the radar..." "I can no longer track enemies for you..." "You are in a gray zone, I repeat you two are in a gray zone."

*Static*

I tried to radio back, "We're in a cart, going through a forest about to fall into a river. Tell carolcat I love her, I'm not sure when we'll be back."

But it sounded like this.
"W... c...t... goi... ough... a... orest... all... to... er. El ca...at... ove... r... N... whe... ack."

[Kochieboy]

"Damn it, they've gone out of the receiving area of our radios"

*I look in my binoculars for them*

[Vegetarian Zombie]

A thunder crack broke the silence for a moment. "That doesn't sound..." SPLASH.
We fell into the river. "Can we get out yet?"

[Jokey365]

As we were dunked into the water, I nodded my head. I swam out of the water and onto solid ground.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

As we were dunked into the water, I nodded my head. I swam out of the water and onto solid ground.

I followed as we got back onto dry land. "So, uh... where are we now?"

[Jokey365]

"We are-" I looked up to see the Shawoman charging down the hill with a bunch of angry rapists. "-About to die. RUN FOR DEAR LIFE MAN!" I shouted as I ran away.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"We are-" I looked up to see the Shawoman charging down the hill with a bunch of angry rapists. "-About to die. RUN FOR DEAR LIFE MAN!" I shouted as I ran away.

"Uhh, I'm not that fast as you may have noticed!" I said, beginning to pick up speed. It wasn't a lot of speed.

[Jokey365]

"YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M DONE RUNNING AWAY!" I said as I turned around. Thunder clapped in the distance. "SHAWOMAN, FIGHT ME ONE ON ONE, FIRST TO PASS OUT LOSES. IF I WIN, YOU LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE, BUT IF YOU WIN, YOU CAN HANG ME!" I shouted.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M DONE RUNNING AWAY!" I said as I turned around. Thunder clapped in the distance. "SHAWOMAN, FIGHT ME ONE ON ONE, FIRST TO PASS OUT LOSES. IF I WIN, YOU LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE, BUT IF YOU WIN, YOU CAN HANG ME!" I shouted.

"Are you crazy!?!?"

[Jokey365]

I looked at Zombie with a grin. "Yes, yes I am. It still may be the love speaking, but yes, I'm crazy"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I looked at Zombie with a grin. "Yes, yes I am. It still may be the love speaking, but yes, I'm crazy"

"What do I do!?"

[Jokey365]

"GET BACK TO CAROL! You two have actual love, my women have each other to pull them through if I die, besides, I'm sure you can take care of them..."

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"GET BACK TO CAROL! You two have actual love, my women have each other to pull them through if I die, besides, I'm sure you can take care of them..."

I looked back and forth, my mouth agape. "I... I..." I looked down, then back up at him. "Okay. You be careful. I don't want to get your dead body back when this is all over."