*One of the Navy soldiers sees me*
The soldier says, "Hey isn't that a cop?" The other says "I believe it is, hold your fire..."
"You there" Says the one soldier, "Who... me?" I say, "Yes you." said the soldier... "We're those your friends?", "Yeah... what's going on?" I said, "We thought they were rapists... apparently they weren't." "We apologize for the friendly fire, we have been attack endlessly by these rapists, we have limited amounts of rescue ships, so we can only send small amounts of people to the United States.", "My friends will help you guys protect the base..." I said. The soldier immediately replied, "Really? You guys would help us like that?", "Sure." I said. "Well then, welcome aboard the U.S. NAVY."
"Oh thank god" I said with relief.