Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - Back to the Future

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"What the..." I hadn't been wearing shoes since I left my room. "Anything else of mine you consumed?"

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[Jokey365]

I hung my arm over the railing and let his shoes drop.
"Let's see... Your pants, a few shirts, a blender, a toothbrush, some toilet paper, deodorant..." I said as I let each object drop into the water.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Someone please hold me back before I beat him to a bloody pulp."

[Jokey365]

"No blood and no nerves, you'll beat me into a great bloody pulp!"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I lost my temper. I pulled my fist back, and swung a vicious right hook.

[Jokey365]

As his fist hit my face, it exploded, but stuck together.
I put it back together in seconds.
"Anything better?"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I growled and kicked him in the gut.

[star9578]

I walk away and return moments later with a match. "I'm curious as to what will happen if I do this..."

I light it and poke Jokey with the lit end, and quickly pull it away.

[Jokey365]

His foot simply went through me and hit the railing, taking a pair of Star's unicorn boxers with it.
"How did that get in there?"
I felt something HOT touch my arm.
I melted, dashed away, and came back with a hole in my arm.
"AH GOD THIS BURNS!"

[star9578]

Unicorn boxers what. Oh forget you.
I chuckled a bit.

"Well now I know."

[Jokey365]

"YOU'VE GONE TO FAR, THIS HURTS!"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I raised an eyebrow at the burning. I took some water from a bottle and splashed it at Jokey.

[Jokey365]

The burning stopped and my arm stopped getting eaten away at, and soon the open space in my arm was filled.
"Fire stops the cells from reproducing and heats them up, which kills them, and then the heat just spreads..."

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Then stop eating my stuff or you'll never see the light of another day."

[star9578]

"Well we know how to stop you then. Just remember to use a match if he gets on your nerves, Zombie." I said, flicking the match into the water and walking away.