Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - Back to the Future

[Jokey365]

"Oh darn, guess I'm out guys..." I said with no emotion.

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[Gojira]

"We will," I say as I jam Jokey into the trunk, slamming it shut.

[xxxxkill]

"We won't all fit in it." I said, being uncharacteristically practical.

"Then I'll hotwire the limo."

[Gojira]

"I jammed him into the trunk. No need for that."

[xxxxkill]

"I jammed him into the trunk. No need for that."

"What about the rest of us?"

[Jokey365]

"I'M A DEAD MAN! I'M GOING TO DIE IN HERE, BUT I WON'T BE WITH YOU PEOPLE! I'LL BE IN THE UNDERWORLD! NOW LET'S HURRY UP AND CRASH THIS THING SO I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU ALL!"

[xxxxkill]

"I'M A DEAD MAN! I'M GOING TO DIE IN HERE, BUT I WON'T BE WITH YOU PEOPLE! I'LL BE IN THE UNDERWORLD! NOW LET'S HURRY UP AND CRASH THIS THING SO I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU ALL!"

Muffled screams could be heard from the truck. I pulled out my TMP and opened the trunk. "Did I mention I also have a gun?"

[Gojira]

"I'M A DEAD MAN! I'M GOING TO DIE IN HERE, BUT I WON'T BE WITH YOU PEOPLE! I'LL BE IN THE UNDERWORLD! NOW LET'S HURRY UP AND CRASH THIS THING SO I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU ALL!"

"Are you really that stupid?!"

"What about the rest of us?"

"Good point," I say as I open the trunk, let Max out, then shove him in the limo's trunk. "I love doing that."

[Jokey365]

"NOT AGAIN! GOD HELP ME!"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Look, cooperate and you're fine. Got it?"

[Gojira]

"What he said."

[Jokey365]

"YOU PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO KILL ME! JUST LET ME OUT AND I'LL BE ON MY WAY!"

[Gojira]

I slam the trunk shut again.
"God, maybe he'll shut up."

[xxxxkill]

"Good point," I say as I open the trunk, let Max out, then shove him in the limo's trunk. "I love doing that."

"You and shoving people in trunks..." I said, shaking my head. I hotwired the limo, herded everybody else in, and said to gojira, "Drive the limo, follow my car." I said, pointing to a Bugatti Veyron.


Most expensive street-legal car in the world bitches.

[Jokey365]

"I'm going to die in here, and if somehow I don't, I will within the next hour of exiting. These people are crazy, and they don't care if I live or die, I'm just going to end up being bait..."