Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - Back to the Future

[Jokey365]

I pulled out a crossbow looking thing with a small cage where the arrows should go.
"Now, have something behind you, and pull the reload switch here on the side"

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[Vegetarian Zombie]

I observed the shiny crossbow. I grinned a bit devilishly.

[star9578]

"...Interesting..." I said, grabbing the crossbow and examining it for a moment.

I walked off to the kitchen and returned with an empty glass jar. I set it behind me and push the reload switch.

[Jokey365]

The cage shot back and grabbed the jar, stuffing it into itself, and breaking it a bit.
"Now fire it at something"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Whatcha got for me?"

[star9578]

I aim the crossbow a bit off to the side of Jokey, just enough to miss, and fire.

[Jokey365]

"DAUGH!" I shout as I whip out a rifle looking thing.
I pull the trigger, and some large spears fly out in a shotgun pattern, reaching an INCH from stars face, and coming back to the gun, bits of glass and plastic falling to the ground.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"What the heck is that!?"

[star9578]

I stood there wide-eyed at the weapon Jokey had just pulled out, and what it had just done.

"What the hell is that thing?!"
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[Jokey365]

"Gojira's new weapon"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Wow..." I stared at the shotgun-like machine. "What about me?"

[Jokey365]

I set down the shotgun and pulled out some armor made of tough scrap.
"Put this on, and no it's not the only part"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I picked up the metallic armor. It was heavy, but I put it on anyways.

(How much does the armor cover?)

[Jokey365]

(As much as the heavy's but has shoulder pads)

"Perfect, now for the actual weapon" I said as I pulled out a gas grill with a leaf blower attached.
"BEHOLD, THE FLAMECANNON 2.0, Making the one Gojira lost completely worthless"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"It's a grill... with a leafblower..."