Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - Back to the Future

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"What the!?" I was relieved I had the flamecannon near me. "Stay back or I set you all ablaze!"

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[xxxxkill]

"Oh sh-" I backflipped, pulling out my shotgun. I jumped up, grabbed one of the ledges on the roof, and fired into the crowd. "I hate children..." I put the shotgun back onto my back and pulled out my TMP, firing into the crowd.

[Jokey365]

They all continued to charge, with more and more pouring out in seconds.
Every rapist in San Fransisco was in that hole

[xxxxkill]

I swore. I flipped onto the roof, holding my hand out to zombie. "C'MON!"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I nodded, taking his hand and using it to pull myself onto the roof. I took my flamecannon and started firing away.

[Jokey365]

They started making their way onto the roof.
I climbed out of the hole and watched the chaos.
I cranked my Pop-Gun up to it's highest possible setting and aimed...

[xxxxkill]

I ran off the roof, toward the backyard, returning a few moments later with an RPG. "MOTHERforgetERS!" I fired it straight at the manhole, hoping to collapse it. I pulled out my swords again, furiously killing everybody in sight, except for zombie.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I still kept firing, taking care not to hit xxxx. They started getting into the house. "carol..." I breathed.

[Jokey365]

A rocket soared over my head and exploded in the sewer, making water splash everywhere in there.
I pulled the trigger...

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"It's all over." I said, tears streaming down my face. "We're done. We're doomed." The pop-gun blast hit me in the head, and I fell off the roof on my back with a crack that would make a squeamish person throw up.

[Jokey365]

"It's all over." I said, tears streaming down my face. "We're done. We're doomed." The pop-gun blast hit me in the head, and I fell off the roof on my back with a crack that would make a squeamish person throw up.

Nope.

A large blast of air rocketed through all the rapists, and into the house, killing all of them.
All the rapists stopped and looked at me.
"FOR MY FRIENDS!" I shouted as I let a ton of Pop-Gun blasts off in random directions.

[xxxxkill]

"That's the jokey I know!" I hopped off and landed next to him. "Get inside, help zombie. I'll take care of these fools."

[Vegetarian Zombie]

oh :P

I bolted into the house. It was carnage in here, but there were survivors. And they were, frankly, pissed. I aimed my flamecannon.

[Jokey365]

I headed through the group as they started to charge at me.
"BACK OFF!"
I finally made it inside.
"ZOMBIE, GET THE FLAMECANNON RUNNING!"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Already on it!" I said firing at those still alive in the house. When they were taken care of, I blasted the ones trying to get in.