Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - Back to the Future

[Jokey365]

"YOUR THING IS RIDICULOUS!" I shouted as I whipped out the Pop-Gun.
I cranked it up and shot a leg off xxxx's mech.

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[xxxxkill]

"YOUR THING IS RIDICULOUS!" I shouted as I whipped out the Pop-Gun.
I cranked it up and shot a leg off xxxx's mech.

Dude, it's 40 feet tall and made of titanium. Good luck.

"Angel Wing MK I, activate defensive measures."
The mech brought its blade into the sidewalk about ten feet away from Max, debris flying god damn EVERYWHERE.

[Jokey365]

>You can destroy my happy car
>I can't destroy your happy mech
forget that

"YOUR THING IS RIDICULOUS!" I shouted as I whipped out the Pop-Gun.
I cranked it up and shot a leg off xxxx's mech.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I covered my face from the explosion of dirt.

[xxxxkill]

>You can destroy my happy car
>I can't destroy your happy mech
forget that

I NEVER DESTROYED IT

Although it might need a new paint job.

[Jokey365]

It's a car.
You totally rendered it useless.

[xxxxkill]

Oh don't be such a baby, you can fix it.

[Jokey365]

I blast a foot off then.

I run over to my now almost utterly useless car.
"MY BABY!"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"You can fix it, right? You're an expert on technology."

[Jokey365]

"Do you realize how much tech was in there? All smashed!"

[xxxxkill]

"Caution, Left foot disabled, requires immediate repair."
"Roger, shutdown for repair."
The mech lowered itself into a position it could be repaired from, and I hopped out. I immediatly set to work, repairing the foot and then overhauling the armor so it wouldn't be destroyed by that damn gun again.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"And do you realize how much time we have?"

EDIT: My posts per day is the meaning of life

[Jokey365]

I climbed inside the car.
"Augh, nothing's smashed, just the frame, this will fix it" I said as I pulled out the Pop-Gun.
I closed the door, turned it down as best I could, and plugged my ears with the headphones on.
The blast required room to move, so it simply expanded the car before I kicked the door open so it could escape, taking me with it.

[xxxxkill]

EDIT: My posts per day is the meaning of life

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[Vegetarian Zombie]

I climbed inside the car.
"Augh, nothing's smashed, just the frame, this will fix it" I said as I pulled out the Pop-Gun.
I closed the door, turned it down as best I could, and plugged my ears with the headphones on.
The blast required room to move, so it simply expanded the car before I kicked the door open so it could escape, taking me with it.

"Okay then."