Furnetics - Furries IRL

[Lørd Tøny]

I was implying that you've never washed it in your entire life.
Man I'm surprised that someone as phenomenally stupid as you could even live to be 21 years old.

How can I not wash it in 20 years, I am 21. That doesn't sound very logical.

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[Headcrab Zombie]

Let's see.
No contact info, the marker near their 'address' on the google maps thing on their page hardly looks like anything.
Very little information.
If this was real, and people were getting it done, we would have heard of them.

Yeah, looks pretty fake. Anyone who knows even a little bit about genetics knows we are far from being able to do this.
Just this forum freaking out about stuff like always.

[Tingalz]

Let's see.
No contact info, the marker near their 'address' on the google maps thing on their page hardly looks like anything.
Very little information.
If this was real, and people were getting it done, we would have heard of them.

Yeah, looks pretty fake. Anyone who knows even a little bit about genetics knows we are far from being able to do this.
Just this forum freaking out about stuff like always.

>implying anyone in this thread thought it was real

[Headcrab Zombie]

Sarcasm can be hard to pick up through text, especially when you skim through most of it like I did. If I read it just a small bit more I would have picked it up. My fault there.

But I do remember a time when something slightly similar to this was posted and people seemed to take it seriously.

[Lørd Tøny]

>implying anyone in this thread thought it was real

[Headcrab Zombie]

I didn't think this was real for a second.
Nor would I want it to be.

[infomaniac]

Furnetics is a website project that portrays a genetic engineering and therapy company that render transformation services to turn regular humans into furries.

    * Address: http://furnetics.com/

Created in 1998 by BlueOtter as a single humorous page, the influx of interest from members of the Furry Fandom who believe the site is real has prompted him to expand the site to look more professional and plausible.

Those who are duped by the hoax and send e-mails to the site's contact information typically receive replies as if he were a representative of Furnetics with fictitious answers to their questions about the services.

[Vionix]

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helo info

[Frontrox]

I could have sworn you were banned zombie.

[Tokthree]

All I want genetic science to give me is catgirls.
Nothing more, just ears and a tail, of course fat women would not be allowed to receive such genetic alteration surgery.

Can you imagine a fat catgirl? I can, it's horrible

[.:FancyPants:.]

Can you imagine a fat catgirl? I can, it's horrible

Oh gog what.

[Harm94]

All I want genetic science to give me is catgirls.
Nothing more, just ears and a tail, of course fat women would not be allowed to receive such genetic alteration surgery.

Can you imagine a fat catgirl? I can, it's horrible

Well if I did I would turn into a trophy above my mantle. Although I might mistake it for a beached whale. *Grabs safari hat*

[IkeTheGeneric]

Let the irl fursecution begin

I'll go get my spiked bat

[Lørd Tøny]

Let the irl fursecution begin

I'll go get my spiked bat

Their fur is flammable, use it.

[PossesedAngel]

Their fur is flammable, use it.

A good fire in winter is always amazing.
We could make the bums survive this way.