Pokemon Thread.

[Telly]

Within the first two episodes alone, Ash has electrocuted a large crowd of people, injured a spearow, nearly had his pikachu killed, nearly died multiple times, destroyed Misty's bike, blew up an entire Pokemon Center, and destroyed Team Rocket's hot air balloon.  All of this took place within the space of a single day.

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[masterockets]

Within the first two episodes alone, Ash has electrocuted a large crowd of people, injured a spearow, nearly had his pikachu killed, nearly died multiple times, destroyed Misty's bike, blew up an entire Pokemon Center, and destroyed Team Rocket's hot air balloon.  All of this took place within the space of a single day.

They never did say how long a day was, did they?

[MegaScientifical]

I want to be the very best Like no one ever was To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause I will travel across the land Searchin' far and wide It's Pokemon to understand The power that's inside! Pokemon! It's you and me. I know it's my destiny! Pokemon! Ooh you're my best friend In a world we must defend! Pokemon! A heart so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all...! Every challenge along the way With courage I will face I will battle everyday To claim my rightful place! Come with me, the time is right! There's no better team Arm and arm, we'll win the fight! It's always been a dream! Pokemon! It's you and me. I know it's my destiny! Pokemon! Ooh you're my best friend In a world we must defend! Pokemon! A heart so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you Pokemon! (Gotta catch 'em) Gotta catch 'em (Pokemon!) Pokemon! It's you and me. I know it's my destiny! Pokemon! Ooh you're my best friend In a world we must defend! Pokemon! A heart so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you Pokemon! (I'll catch you!) (Gotta catch 'em Gotta catch 'em Gotta catch 'em all! Pokemon!

Pokemon Johto Everybody wants to be a master. Everybody wants to show their skills. Everybody wants to get there faster. Make their way to the top of the hill. Each time you try gunna get just a little bit better. Each step you climb is one more step up the ladder. It's a whole new world we live in. It's a whole new way to see. It's a whole new place with a brand new attitude. But you still gotta catch 'em all And be the best that you can be Pokemon Johto Everybody wants to make a statement Everybody needs to carve their mark Stand alone at the victory circle Stick the claim when the music starts Give it all you got You can be the very best ever Take your best shot And what you learn will come together It's a whole new world we live in. It's a whole new way to see. It's a whole new place with a brand new attitude. But you still gotta catch 'em all And be the best that you can be Pokemon Johto It's a whole new world we live in (live in, live in) It's a whole new way to see (to see, to see) It's a whole new place with a brand new attitude (attitude, attitude) But you still gotta catch 'em all And be the best that you can be Pokemon Johto It's a whole new world we live in. It's a whole new way to see. It's a whole new place with a brand new attitude. But you still gotta catch 'em all And be the best that you can be Pokemon Johto Pokemon Johto Pokemon Johto Pokemon Johto!

(talk) Pokemon Pokemon Pokemon Let's do this (sing) I want to be the very best That no one ever was (ever was) To catch them as my real test To train them is my cause My whole life have led to this Time to test my skill I know that I just can miss Gonna show the world Born to be a winner (Johto) Born to be a champion Born to be a winner Born to be the very best (Pokemon Johto) Born to be a winner Pokemon

I want to be the best There ever was To beat all the rest Yeah, that's my cause Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree (Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all - Pokemon!) I'll search across the land Look far and wide Release from my hand The power that's inside Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff (Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all - Gotta catch 'em all - Pokemon!) Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro (Gotta catch 'em all - gotta catch 'em all) Yeah (Gotta catch 'em all - gotta catch 'em all) Yeah! (Gotta catch 'em all - Pokemon!) Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu At least one hundred and fifty Or more to see To be a Pokemon Master Is my destiny Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie Talker: Whoo! We're at the half way point. Doing great so far! Singer: 'We?' What's all this 'We' stuff, I'm doing all the hard work! Talker: Break time's over. Here we go! Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby Likitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan (Gotta catch 'em all - gotta catch 'em all) Yeah (Gotta catch 'em all - gotta catch 'em all) Yeah! Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, (Pokemon!) Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon At least one hundred and fifty Or more to see To be a Pokemon Master Is my destiny Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar Talker: Whoa! Catch your breath, man! Shake out those lips! Singer: It's down hill from here! Just 24 more to go! Talker: Now it gets tricky, so listen REAL good! Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom, (We're almost home!) (Gotta catch 'em all - gotta catch 'em all) Youi! (Gotta catch 'em all - gotta catch 'em all) Huh! (Gotta catch 'em all - Pokemon!) Charmeleon, Wartortle Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl Omanyte, Slowpoke Pidgeot, Arbok That's all, folks! (Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all - Ohh, Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon) (Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all - Ohh, Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!) (Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all - Gotta catch 'em all - Pokemon!)

[Proog]

The Pokemon rap is the best rap in existence.
Prove me wrong.

[MegaScientifical]

The Pokemon rap is the best rap in existence.
Prove me wrong.

Okay! It's Guinness Book of World Records time!
This is the first rap song about gettin' high with dinosaurs.

I smoke a joint tonight, I smoke a joint tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs are blazin' blunts tonight.
We blazin' blunts tonight, we blazin' blunts tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs is on a hun' tonight.

I'll only spit this one time, so let me take it slow.
I started to get high 'bout an hour ago.
But then the buzzer rang and I looked out the peephole.
It was a whole bunch of raptors and they just won't go.
I stepped back and the knocks I just tried to ignore.
Thought I was safe, but they knew how to open doors.
And without even asking, they just came on in,
They started smokin' my weed, and then they called their friends.

I smoke a joint tonight, I smoke a joint tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin' bones tonight.
We rollin' bones tonight, we rollin' bones tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin' stoned tonight.

I smoke a spliff tonight, I smoke a spliff tonight.
Me and these dinosaurs is gettin' freakin' ripped tonight.
We gettin' faced tonight, we gettin' faced tonight.
And all these dinosaurs is crashin' at my place tonight.

An Allosaurus in the corner tryin' to pack the bong,
Hot boxin' in the john with a Pteranodon.
And Now a Compy and a Stega startin' to get it on,
But I can barely move because this weeds' the bomb.
Ankylosaurus makin' smores an' eatin' Lucky Charms,
The Pterodactyl took my whole bag of Pepperidge Farms.
T-Rex just went and set off the fire alarm,
and now he can't get it up because he's got little arms.

I smoke a joint tonight, I smoke a joint tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin' bones tonight.
We rollin' bones tonight, we rollin' bones tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin' stoned tonight.

Now my neighbor's on the phone and said she called the cops,
and this really freaked out the Triceratops.
He's tryin' to climb out the window and we yellin' stop,
cause I'm on the fifth floor and it's a heck of a drop.
We heard a knock and then the cops said they wanted in.
Then the Saurolophus tried to go and talk to them,
but he made things worse cause he reeked of weed and gin.
But luckily the Dilophosaurus quickly jumped on in.
They said we were too loud and that folks were in bed.
Dilaph' told the cops we would be quiet instead.
Then they shined the light and asked why his eyes were red.
We were busted, so that's when he bit off their heads.

I smoke a joint tonight, I smoke a joint tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin' bones tonight.
We rollin' bones tonight, we rollin' bones tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin' stoned tonight.

I smoke a spliff tonight, I smoke a spliff tonight.
Me and these dinosaurs is gettin' freakin' ripped tonight.
We gettin' faced tonight, we gettin' faced tonight.
And all these dinosaurs is crashin' at my place tonight.

Yeah.
First rap song about gettin' high with dinosaurs!
You're welcome… Internet!

Edit: Fixed the extremely terrible lyrics from the site. It seems the same ones pop up on every site Google finds, so this had to be manual. Sucks that most lyrics on the internet come out like this.

YouTube music video link in author of quote.

[Supersylox]

Growlithe Ftw,

Er,Er
POKEMON Gotta catch them!

YOU BROKE THE PATTERN friend

[Camera]

Things got really, really predictable.

1. Beat gyms
2. get badges,
3. discover something/help some random person
4. Oh no, team rocket/ some other bad guy
5. They get blasted off/sometimes they succeed for plot twist.
6. Attempt to get to Elite 4
7. Oops, some bad guy boss leader.

[BlockoCrafter]

6. Attempt to get to Elite 4

Unfortunately wasn't true for the Sinnoh region.

[MegaScientifical]

They started out "Team Rocket is awesome and no one questions the main three we know." and almost immediately decided "You know what? Lets make them silly morons who never get anything right! And in the movies, lets make their cowardliness turn them into good guys only for that time, but this being repeatedly!" Literally the joke of most episodes now, it's just plain annoying. I'd like it better if they were like the first episode, floating quietly through the night looking bad ass plotting their next scheme.

[Barakuda]

Digimon.

/thread

[Fireboy]

The old pokemon movies were my favorite, I still have them.

[IncipientRevival7]

I remember watching Pokemon when I was 5. I started to like Pokemon again when I was 9 (although I have been playing the games throughout the years).

[Camera]

Digimon.

/thread

From what I've watched, they have interesting plotlines, if not similar.

I remember watching Pokemon when I was 5. I started to like Pokemon again when I was 9 (although I have been playing the games throughout the years).

Movies were great, too bad the episodes doesn't have as much of the same action.

[oleg662]

The old pokemon movies were my favorite, I still have them.

Yeah, Pokemone 4ever was the last good Pokemon movie. The one with the Legendary Birds and Lugia was still the best.

[Camera]

I believe that was Pokemon 2000