this chick made a really weird story for me

[MegaScientifical]

You all know I can make stories ten times better. Admit it, now.

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[IkeTheGeneric]

You all know I can make stories ten times better. Admit it, now.

so can i

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and she pull her pants down and he gasped in horror because her vagina was a head but he forgeted it anyways

his snake flaps tightened around her father's bowling ball and they battled the intergalactic space undergarments and he came and he was like "yo stuff SUUKII"

and they died

[Skorpion]

Everyday life of IkeTheRapist

[Slugger]

so can i

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and she pull her pants down and he gasped in horror because her vagina was a head but he forgeted it anyways

his snake flaps tightened around her father's bowling ball and they battled the intergalactic space undergarments and he came and he was like "yo stuff SUUKII"

and they died

Oh god, I lol'd

[MegaScientifical]

There once was a hat. Oh no, this was no ordinary hat. This hat head a head in it! and in that head was a Pokemon! Who's that Pokemon? Commercial break.

I'm on a horse.

I'm lovin' it.

I want your rooster.

It's Ike! That's right! Ike is my my HEAD! loving HELL, HE'S IN MY HEAD! IT BURNS! MAKE IT STOP! Left side of hell came, singing of better tomorrows. The burning of CDs and heads are cool, they said. My snake. Your snake. We all snake for snake. That's how the song goes. Round and round the record spins all day, listen again it takes you far away. No one knew, but all the above h̷͙̗̣ͪͭ̋ͩ̌́͑ͦ̈́̾̽̓́ȁ̵͚̦̯͚͔̯̠̜͈̣̘͎̘̬͊ͨ͂͡d̷̶͔͔̝̰̲͈̝̹͓̤̯̞͕͍̺̉̊́ͨ̈͗́̿̔ͯͦ̀͘ ̵̹̪̫̼͎͇̜̟̟̫͖̯͖̰̻̯͕͈̾ͫͤ̔̈́̽͆̎̾͂̐̒͑͌ͬ́͟͞a͗̾ͫ̀̊̉̌ͩ̈͜͝҉̧͙̩̻͉͡ͅ ̍ͧ̃̀͊͋̄̍̏̿ͦ҉̸̫̲͖̬̫̹̺̟̦̜͈̥̣̹̻̙̤͘͢ͅd̥̝̩̥̭̥̺̜͕̫͈̥͍̱͎̖̥͚̾̓̇̋̾̉̃̿ͩ̓͒̾͐͒ͮ̆̀̂̀̚̕ě̔̀ͥ̇͂̍͋̚͏̷̯̰̻͔a̶̢̳͎̬̤̣̯͈̪̩̺̫ͫ̾ͩ͛̆ͥͫ̋̈͑ͩͭ̀͠͠d̷̡̨̠̠̘̤̘̜͔̜̐̑̓ͥ͌̔̇͋̄̂ͫ̉ͦ̈̅͛̓͢ ͓̖͔̳͇̲ͨͪ͋͒̍̐̃̒ͨ̀̚̕c̢͇͉̥̫͍͓͍̠̩͔͂̍̌̿͗̒ͪ̇̀́́̓̔̄͐͊ͨͬ͐͝ͅa̰̟̣̩̯̪̹̙̰̺̥̦̱̲͉͈̮͐̓͊̈̃̈̽͆͐͗̇ͨ̿̍̊͝͠ͅͅt̶̗̠̦̰̙̙͕̪̯͈̹̹̦̝͕̠̘͖̎ͮ͌̿ͫ̄̾͂̿́̿͑͌ͦ͘͠ ̴͍̫͈̮̯͕͉̪̲ͤ͑̄́̈͂̋͊͑̇ͤ͝i̢̧̝͙̹̝̫̟ͨͣ̇͛̅̆ͥ̒̏ͩ̎ͫͭ̽n̨͔͖̹͖̮̫̣͙̩̞̟̗̻̜̱̿ͭͤ́ ̸̧̢̑ͯ͐̅̅̿̔͛ͭ͛ͭ̂͊́ͬ̚҉̳̣̱̙̻̱̝̲ţ̴̧͈̖̗̜͈͕̉̌͂̐̈́ͥ͟h̑͆͂͑͑ͣ́ͫͩ͆͊ͬ̓͒ͬ͏̷̳̘̣͖͘͢ͅe̷̡̗̟̯̹͈͔̫͖͓̲̤ͯ̇͗̔̌́̚ ̵̧̛͇̜̞̱̺̤͊̐̈̆͐̌̓͘p̶̛̜͓̹̜͔̐ͤͥ̄̚ó̷̶̥͍̰̠̹ͭͥͥ̅̆̃ͫ̌̾ͥ͑́̈́̍͊͜͜͡c̡͇̰̼͇̯̯ͧ̐ͬͩ̇̑͋ͣ̌ͮ̊̒̐̀͑̊̕ḳ̸̶̻̫̬̙͇̱̪̣̺̫͎̂ͩ͊̃ͤ́̽ͬ͐̇̿̆͟͢͝e̸̦̰͉̭̼͖̜͈͎̬̪͂ͯ̔ͥͤͧ͗̓̐̉̈́͌̿͛͑ͮ̾̌ͅͅẗ̬̙̙̻͖̮̳̪̮͎̞̳͔̳̫̪̼̺́͋̆͌̿͘͟͢͡ͅ ̵̟̮̱̮̠̝̦̘̗̪̟̹ͥ̈́͗͗͝p̵̡̛͖̖͙̰͇̳̮̰̙̰̰͔̬̘̫̩ͫ̽ͭ̐͗̆̌ͦ̂̓̉ͧ̓̂͋͊̃͊̚ọ̶̞̪͍̣̗̝̜͚̟̪͑ͬͤ̐̾ͪ͐̆̋͊ͩ͟͞͠c̶̵̴͚̫͔̹̭̫̝͇̮̦̥͔̯̣̜̟̜̍ͯ̌͑̈́ͤ̊̓̈́̄̿̊̚k̴̷̤̘̦̔ͦ̆̀͛̊̉͆ͩ͗ͣ̅́e̢͍̭͓̬̗̬̝̦̗̖͎̙̙̫̪̘̲̩̓̊͐ͬ͑̿̽̐ͮͬ̽ͩ̃͞ͅt̍͒ͬ͑̿̐̆̔̇̈̂̊ͬ̍̉̋͞͏͇̪̣̺̥̺͉͕̹̭̪̤͙͕͚͔̀͢ ̨̓̈́̉̽ͭͥ̋͏̡̛̣̻̰̬̙c̢̛͇̻̟͓͉͇͚̠̬̰̭̞̲͙̭̟̮̼̟ͥͦ͂͆͜͢͠o̢̜̹̻̜̯͇͚̲̺̟̪̰ͩ͑ͬ̽̈́͛̀c̸̟̩̬͓̬̪͈̝̮̮̟̳̱̠̟̠͂̆́̕͘͟͟k̪͚͍̼̬̮͕̄ͧͣ̋ͯͯ͛̆ͭ͑ͨ͘͝ ̷̳̯̯̱̞̬̻̗̭͖̂̃̂͑͆͒̔͗̇̈͗ͧ͊͂ͣͬͨ̀̚s̵̷̺̦̠̩̣͉̻̦͓̻̭ͣ͗̃̈́ͩ̈̓̇͗͘͜ȋ̧̤̺̺̬͚̮͚̞̟̻͊ͣ͑ͬ̍̈́ͨ̚͡ţ̴̸̛̻̦̮̳̼͖͙͕̖̯̪̬͊͂͗ͫ̚͘ͅ.̷ͬͧͭ̓͊̑͑ͭ̎̈̈̏̋ͭ̑̋͞͏̠̱̱͉̩̠͚̬̩̤͎̣͚̜͓̤̺̻̕͝ͅ But at least my hat was safe from that evil, evil Ikinstein!

[Chrono]

There once was a hat. Oh no, this was no ordinary hat. This hat head a head in it! and in that head was a Pokemon! Who's that Pokemon? Commercial break.

I'm on a horse.

I'm lovin' it.

I want your rooster.

It's Ike! That's right! Ike is my my HEAD! loving HELL, HE'S IN MY HEAD! IT BURNS! MAKE IT STOP! Left side of hell came, singing of better tomorrows. The burning of CDs and heads are cool, they said. My snake. Your snake. We all snake for snake. That's how the song goes. Round and round the record spins all day, listen again it takes you far away. No one knew, but all the above h̷͙̗̣ͪͭ̋ͩ̌́͑ͦ̈́̾̽̓́ȁ̵͚̦̯͚͔̯̠̜͈̣̘͎̘̬͊ͨ͂͡d̷̶͔͔̝̰̲͈̝̹͓̤̯̞͕͍̺̉̊́ͨ̈͗́̿̔ͯͦ̀͘ ̵̹̪̫̼͎͇̜̟̟̫͖̯͖̰̻̯͕͈̾ͫͤ̔̈́̽͆̎̾͂̐̒͑͌ͬ́͟͞a͗̾ͫ̀̊̉̌ͩ̈͜͝҉̧͙̩̻͉͡ͅ ̍ͧ̃̀͊͋̄̍̏̿ͦ҉̸̫̲͖̬̫̹̺̟̦̜͈̥̣̹̻̙̤͘͢ͅd̥̝̩̥̭̥̺̜͕̫͈̥͍̱͎̖̥͚̾̓̇̋̾̉̃̿ͩ̓͒̾͐͒ͮ̆̀̂̀̚̕ě̔̀ͥ̇͂̍͋̚͏̷̯̰̻͔a̶̢̳͎̬̤̣̯͈̪̩̺̫ͫ̾ͩ͛̆ͥͫ̋̈͑ͩͭ̀͠͠d̷̡̨̠̠̘̤̘̜͔̜̐̑̓ͥ͌̔̇͋̄̂ͫ̉ͦ̈̅͛̓͢ ͓̖͔̳͇̲ͨͪ͋͒̍̐̃̒ͨ̀̚̕c̢͇͉̥̫͍͓͍̠̩͔͂̍̌̿͗̒ͪ̇̀́́̓̔̄͐͊ͨͬ͐͝ͅa̰̟̣̩̯̪̹̙̰̺̥̦̱̲͉͈̮͐̓͊̈̃̈̽͆͐͗̇ͨ̿̍̊͝͠ͅͅt̶̗̠̦̰̙̙͕̪̯͈̹̹̦̝͕̠̘͖̎ͮ͌̿ͫ̄̾͂̿́̿͑͌ͦ͘͠ ̴͍̫͈̮̯͕͉̪̲ͤ͑̄́̈͂̋͊͑̇ͤ͝i̢̧̝͙̹̝̫̟ͨͣ̇͛̅̆ͥ̒̏ͩ̎ͫͭ̽n̨͔͖̹͖̮̫̣͙̩̞̟̗̻̜̱̿ͭͤ́ ̸̧̢̑ͯ͐̅̅̿̔͛ͭ͛ͭ̂͊́ͬ̚҉̳̣̱̙̻̱̝̲ţ̴̧͈̖̗̜͈͕̉̌͂̐̈́ͥ͟h̑͆͂͑͑ͣ́ͫͩ͆͊ͬ̓͒ͬ͏̷̳̘̣͖͘͢ͅe̷̡̗̟̯̹͈͔̫͖͓̲̤ͯ̇͗̔̌́̚ ̵̧̛͇̜̞̱̺̤͊̐̈̆͐̌̓͘p̶̛̜͓̹̜͔̐ͤͥ̄̚ó̷̶̥͍̰̠̹ͭͥͥ̅̆̃ͫ̌̾ͥ͑́̈́̍͊͜͜͡c̡͇̰̼͇̯̯ͧ̐ͬͩ̇̑͋ͣ̌ͮ̊̒̐̀͑̊̕ḳ̸̶̻̫̬̙͇̱̪̣̺̫͎̂ͩ͊̃ͤ́̽ͬ͐̇̿̆͟͢͝e̸̦̰͉̭̼͖̜͈͎̬̪͂ͯ̔ͥͤͧ͗̓̐̉̈́͌̿͛͑ͮ̾̌ͅͅẗ̬̙̙̻͖̮̳̪̮͎̞̳͔̳̫̪̼̺́͋̆͌̿͘͟͢͡ͅ ̵̟̮̱̮̠̝̦̘̗̪̟̹ͥ̈́͗͗͝p̵̡̛͖̖͙̰͇̳̮̰̙̰̰͔̬̘̫̩ͫ̽ͭ̐͗̆̌ͦ̂̓̉ͧ̓̂͋͊̃͊̚ọ̶̞̪͍̣̗̝̜͚̟̪͑ͬͤ̐̾ͪ͐̆̋͊ͩ͟͞͠c̶̵̴͚̫͔̹̭̫̝͇̮̦̥͔̯̣̜̟̜̍ͯ̌͑̈́ͤ̊̓̈́̄̿̊̚k̴̷̤̘̦̔ͦ̆̀͛̊̉͆ͩ͗ͣ̅́e̢͍̭͓̬̗̬̝̦̗̖͎̙̙̫̪̘̲̩̓̊͐ͬ͑̿̽̐ͮͬ̽ͩ̃͞ͅt̍͒ͬ͑̿̐̆̔̇̈̂̊ͬ̍̉̋͞͏͇̪̣̺̥̺͉͕̹̭̪̤͙͕͚͔̀͢ ̨̓̈́̉̽ͭͥ̋͏̡̛̣̻̰̬̙c̢̛͇̻̟͓͉͇͚̠̬̰̭̞̲͙̭̟̮̼̟ͥͦ͂͆͜͢͠o̢̜̹̻̜̯͇͚̲̺̟̪̰ͩ͑ͬ̽̈́͛̀c̸̟̩̬͓̬̪͈̝̮̮̟̳̱̠̟̠͂̆́̕͘͟͟k̪͚͍̼̬̮͕̄ͧͣ̋ͯͯ͛̆ͭ͑ͨ͘͝ ̷̳̯̯̱̞̬̻̗̭͖̂̃̂͑͆͒̔͗̇̈͗ͧ͊͂ͣͬͨ̀̚s̵̷̺̦̠̩̣͉̻̦͓̻̭ͣ͗̃̈́ͩ̈̓̇͗͘͜ȋ̧̤̺̺̬͚̮͚̞̟̻͊ͣ͑ͬ̍̈́ͨ̚͡ţ̴̸̛̻̦̮̳̼͖͙͕̖̯̪̬͊͂͗ͫ̚͘ͅ.̷ͬͧͭ̓͊̑͑ͭ̎̈̈̏̋ͭ̑̋͞͏̠̱̱͉̩̠͚̬̩̤͎̣͚̜͓̤̺̻̕͝ͅ But at least my hat was safe from that evil, evil Ikinstein!

That was terrible.

[MegaScientifical]

Thank you. :)

[IkeTheGeneric]

There once was a hat. Oh no, this was no ordinary hat. This hat head a head in it! and in that head was a Pokemon! Who's that Pokemon? Commercial break.

I'm on a horse.

I'm lovin' it.

I want your rooster.

It's Ike! That's right! Ike is my my HEAD! loving HELL, HE'S IN MY HEAD! IT BURNS! MAKE IT STOP! Left side of hell came, singing of better tomorrows. The burning of CDs and heads are cool, they said. My snake. Your snake. We all snake for snake. That's how the song goes. Round and round the record spins all day, listen again it takes you far away. No one knew, but all the above h̷͙̗̣ͪͭ̋ͩ̌́͑ͦ̈́̾̽̓́ȁ̵͚̦̯͚͔̯̠̜͈̣̘͎̘̬͊ͨ͂͡d̷̶͔͔̝̰̲͈̝̹͓̤̯̞͕͍̺̉̊́ͨ̈͗́̿̔ͯͦ̀͘ ̵̹̪̫̼͎͇̜̟̟̫͖̯͖̰̻̯͕͈̾ͫͤ̔̈́̽͆̎̾͂̐̒͑͌ͬ́͟͞a͗̾ͫ̀̊̉̌ͩ̈͜͝҉̧͙̩̻͉͡ͅ ̍ͧ̃̀͊͋̄̍̏̿ͦ҉̸̫̲͖̬̫̹̺̟̦̜͈̥̣̹̻̙̤͘͢ͅd̥̝̩̥̭̥̺̜͕̫͈̥͍̱͎̖̥͚̾̓̇̋̾̉̃̿ͩ̓͒̾͐͒ͮ̆̀̂̀̚̕ě̔̀ͥ̇͂̍͋̚͏̷̯̰̻͔a̶̢̳͎̬̤̣̯͈̪̩̺̫ͫ̾ͩ͛̆ͥͫ̋̈͑ͩͭ̀͠͠d̷̡̨̠̠̘̤̘̜͔̜̐̑̓ͥ͌̔̇͋̄̂ͫ̉ͦ̈̅͛̓͢ ͓̖͔̳͇̲ͨͪ͋͒̍̐̃̒ͨ̀̚̕c̢͇͉̥̫͍͓͍̠̩͔͂̍̌̿͗̒ͪ̇̀́́̓̔̄͐͊ͨͬ͐͝ͅa̰̟̣̩̯̪̹̙̰̺̥̦̱̲͉͈̮͐̓͊̈̃̈̽͆͐͗̇ͨ̿̍̊͝͠ͅͅt̶̗̠̦̰̙̙͕̪̯͈̹̹̦̝͕̠̘͖̎ͮ͌̿ͫ̄̾͂̿́̿͑͌ͦ͘͠ ̴͍̫͈̮̯͕͉̪̲ͤ͑̄́̈͂̋͊͑̇ͤ͝i̢̧̝͙̹̝̫̟ͨͣ̇͛̅̆ͥ̒̏ͩ̎ͫͭ̽n̨͔͖̹͖̮̫̣͙̩̞̟̗̻̜̱̿ͭͤ́ ̸̧̢̑ͯ͐̅̅̿̔͛ͭ͛ͭ̂͊́ͬ̚҉̳̣̱̙̻̱̝̲ţ̴̧͈̖̗̜͈͕̉̌͂̐̈́ͥ͟h̑͆͂͑͑ͣ́ͫͩ͆͊ͬ̓͒ͬ͏̷̳̘̣͖͘͢ͅe̷̡̗̟̯̹͈͔̫͖͓̲̤ͯ̇͗̔̌́̚ ̵̧̛͇̜̞̱̺̤͊̐̈̆͐̌̓͘p̶̛̜͓̹̜͔̐ͤͥ̄̚ó̷̶̥͍̰̠̹ͭͥͥ̅̆̃ͫ̌̾ͥ͑́̈́̍͊͜͜͡c̡͇̰̼͇̯̯ͧ̐ͬͩ̇̑͋ͣ̌ͮ̊̒̐̀͑̊̕ḳ̸̶̻̫̬̙͇̱̪̣̺̫͎̂ͩ͊̃ͤ́̽ͬ͐̇̿̆͟͢͝e̸̦̰͉̭̼͖̜͈͎̬̪͂ͯ̔ͥͤͧ͗̓̐̉̈́͌̿͛͑ͮ̾̌ͅͅẗ̬̙̙̻͖̮̳̪̮͎̞̳͔̳̫̪̼̺́͋̆͌̿͘͟͢͡ͅ ̵̟̮̱̮̠̝̦̘̗̪̟̹ͥ̈́͗͗͝p̵̡̛͖̖͙̰͇̳̮̰̙̰̰͔̬̘̫̩ͫ̽ͭ̐͗̆̌ͦ̂̓̉ͧ̓̂͋͊̃͊̚ọ̶̞̪͍̣̗̝̜͚̟̪͑ͬͤ̐̾ͪ͐̆̋͊ͩ͟͞͠c̶̵̴͚̫͔̹̭̫̝͇̮̦̥͔̯̣̜̟̜̍ͯ̌͑̈́ͤ̊̓̈́̄̿̊̚k̴̷̤̘̦̔ͦ̆̀͛̊̉͆ͩ͗ͣ̅́e̢͍̭͓̬̗̬̝̦̗̖͎̙̙̫̪̘̲̩̓̊͐ͬ͑̿̽̐ͮͬ̽ͩ̃͞ͅt̍͒ͬ͑̿̐̆̔̇̈̂̊ͬ̍̉̋͞͏͇̪̣̺̥̺͉͕̹̭̪̤͙͕͚͔̀͢ ̨̓̈́̉̽ͭͥ̋͏̡̛̣̻̰̬̙c̢̛͇̻̟͓͉͇͚̠̬̰̭̞̲͙̭̟̮̼̟ͥͦ͂͆͜͢͠o̢̜̹̻̜̯͇͚̲̺̟̪̰ͩ͑ͬ̽̈́͛̀c̸̟̩̬͓̬̪͈̝̮̮̟̳̱̠̟̠͂̆́̕͘͟͟k̪͚͍̼̬̮͕̄ͧͣ̋ͯͯ͛̆ͭ͑ͨ͘͝ ̷̳̯̯̱̞̬̻̗̭͖̂̃̂͑͆͒̔͗̇̈͗ͧ͊͂ͣͬͨ̀̚s̵̷̺̦̠̩̣͉̻̦͓̻̭ͣ͗̃̈́ͩ̈̓̇͗͘͜ȋ̧̤̺̺̬͚̮͚̞̟̻͊ͣ͑ͬ̍̈́ͨ̚͡ţ̴̸̛̻̦̮̳̼͖͙͕̖̯̪̬͊͂͗ͫ̚͘ͅ.̷ͬͧͭ̓͊̑͑ͭ̎̈̈̏̋ͭ̑̋͞͏̠̱̱͉̩̠͚̬̩̤͎̣͚̜͓̤̺̻̕͝ͅ But at least my hat was safe from that evil, evil Ikinstein!

O̸̸ͮͦ̂͗̿͆͋͌̾ͪ̒̀́͏̶̮͚̝͕H̔̒̂ͩ͋́̓͂̓̾҉̴̧͙̤̠̳̥̙̗̦̩͍͉̜̩̤̱̲̠̞̻̀ ̨̳̞̙̤͎̰͕̯̊ͥ̃ͧͣ̅̽͘Ş̷̧̰͉͖͕̬̤̘͖̳͇͉͇̘͔̤͓̄ͩͣ̈́̍͗̿̋̅̌Ḩ̡̻͍̩̤̖̪̰̪͓̠̘̥̜͙͖̞̋̆̓̎͆̀ͬͧ̀͟ͅI̴̢̧̨̔̇̽͊ͨ̊̈͆ͩ͌ͨ̚̚҉̗̼̝̙̝̺̬͙̥̗̝̟̭̣̥̥̼̺T̸̢̤̪͚͉̰̳͈̳̙͕͈͓̩̪̲̼̊̌̽ͨ̎̓̈́̌̒͟͡ ̵̸̺̦̝͉̥̳͉̤̰̙͎̅́̉̉͗̾̄͡S̸̨̮͍͚͉̩̜͗̑̋ͯ̓̑̓͆̄̈́ͦ̆̃̿ͩ͘͞͞Ǫ̔́ͥͭ̌͂҉̡̳̦̘͎̜͇̝̥͡ͅͅMͯͪͥ̈́̑͊ͭͩ͋̏ͭ̓͋ͥ̍ͧ̽̑̄҉̶̯̺̙̯͖̝̩̮͚̗̬̫͖Ȩ̩͖͎͙̭̯͚̹̩͚͕̤̼̣͉̞͙̟̺ͬ́͂̂͂͛͝B̢͂̄ͨ͑ͮͣ͘͞҉̥̙̗͈̪̰̬̼̙͚̘̬͉ͅO̸̶̵̖̳̲̞͖͉̼̳̗̱͚͔ͫ͐̈́ͤ͆̇̅͝ͅD̶̸̮̰̜̼̖̺̦̳̰̞͖̮̫̞͍͚̬̟̩ͭ̀̌̍ͨͩ́̉́̿̆̊Y̡̛ͫͬ̉̃̓͋͋͂̉̈́ͥ҉̕͏̙͚̳̳̤̞̼ ̛̫̜̣͖͉̪̩̫̯̣͔̻̿ͯͨ̾ͤ̀͘O̸͍̼̟̹̣̟̥̼̖̬͙̘̬ͪ̒͛ͮͨ́ͬ̑ͫͨ̚͠͞͞ͅḨ̵̷̛̰̠̮̖͍̩͈͖̩̱̺̜͖̪̲͚̝̠̱͛̏ͮ̓ͣ̾̑̋̈̀͗͗͠ ̶̶̵͖̲̤̞̠͔̬̩̥̘̭̫̰̖̪̙̝͙̞ͤͤ͆͗̊́ͬ̌̽ͩ͊̕͠G̶̷̠̜̞͔͚̪̰͚̙̳͈ͦ̄ͣ̍ͯͯ̿̔ͭO̶̺͓͎̫͍̜͉̯̘͔͒̅̊̅̿͋̍͊ͩ̈́̕͢͡Ḍ̸̡̭̝͙͓̫͖̟̟̘̬͍̙̮̼̗͔̜̞̏͛̈̌ͤͫ̀ͪ͑̍ ̷̢̪̜̹̯̗͍͍̩͙̱̫̯͙̬̱̣͋̃̋ͨ͐͋̚͢H̵͕̯̳͎͇̻̬̙̙͚̺̭̤̹̦͍̮͈̰̓̌ͩ̈́͒̀̎̇̌͋͐̋̚͘͜͠Ę͎͙̫̹̄ͧ̔́̈́̽ͤͦͨ͞͠L̡̔͒̔̒ͫ͗ͣ̿ͬ̍̔̈͌ͭͩ̍̚͏̛͇͖̻̼̮̤̠͎̖P̷͈̱̩̦̙̰͈̩͓͎͙̥̤̦̻̤͖̯̎ͦ̌̐̌̊̓̄͘͜͢ ̷̸̢̜͖̮̞͙̪̙̦͇̘ͣ̈̽ͪͫ̽͛̓͟ͅĄ̷̛̘̱̜̯͈͎̺͚̘̩͙͚̪̰̹̱̻̬̩͐ͬͧ̂ͨ͌͋̎̽͆ͩ̿̑ͦ͡A̽̈́̃͐ͯ̈́̄̊͏̶̜̲͓̗̗͕̬̦̫͉̞͎͎̥̻̱͟ͅẢ̶̧̡̛͓͎̩͕̳̱́ͬ̐͆̓̔̍͂͂̊͂͞ ̷̸̛͎͉̠̹̖̗̼̪͍̪̻͎̲̬̇͊̿̆͑̈̄̑ͫ̍͢ͅS̸͎͙̠̼͚̬͈͇̦̣̗̀ͫͦ̀ͩ͝H̢̨̭̝͖͕͙͎̪̹ͧ̑̒ͫ̏ͨ͘͠͞I͎͔̣͚͇͉̘̜͌̓̐̌̓ͥͫ̿ͣ̈́́͘T̛͓̣̯̭̖͇̉̊̐͗͗̆ͦ͊ͮ̔́̿͌ͮ̅͌ͭ̎͐͜͢ ̴̰̗̝͙̘͔͙̥̦͕̩ͯͣͣ͌͆̈͊̈͒́́͘͞N̶̡̛̦͚̻̯̗͉̤̯̳̼͉͂͋͗͆̌̉ͣͨ̍ͦ̄̈͑́Ǫ̸̛̫̱̼̟̜̽̽̈̿̓̾ͣ̈̓̃̋ͮ̈̈́ͬ̈́̉̾̀͢ ̴ͧ̍̌̾ͤ̓̑͒ͬ͒ͮͭ̓͐ͨͥ̐҉͇̙̭̗̖̭̯̹̠̥̻̬͝S̡̨ͤͬ̂ͣͩ̏̾̉͞͏̧̬̣͚̱̦̭̼̻͇̱̲̺̤̙̤͇̼T̫̤̯̰͙̰̯̦̩̪̠̟̟̺͗ͮ͌ͫͧ̇̊̽̒̐̆̿ͯͥ́ͫ̀͟O̶ͤ̾̉͆͛ͪ̾͊͛̍̿̔̑ͯͨͧ͜͝҉͇͎̯̭̯͔̘̲̰͚̱̗̼̺͍̟Ṕ̾̏ͬ́̾͗́̐̆ͩ͌͋̀͏҉҉̸͓̗͕̳͎͙̣͈̤͟ͅ ̶̡̣̫̜ͫ̍ͧ̆ͥͣ̾ͭ͐̀̂ͧ̋͂̌͊̔̋͘͘͡Į̶̱̬̲̤̜̩̺̟̣͋̋̈́̿̇ͬ̚͜T̷̜͉̩̱̘͓̭͍̺̮͙̬͚̱͕͈̙͉̗͆̓̋̎ͥͧ̓̉͠ ̸͙͎̪̼͓̪̤͎̬̰̳̣̺̹̔ͯ̑̀ͬ̄͋̂ͨͯ͛ͫͨ͛͆̋͘͝ͅŅͤ̽̄ͣͩ̓͒̇̊̈͐ͯͭ̓̽̀͒҉̴̗͓̻̳͓̟̘̬O̴̅̅͋̒ͥ͌ͥ̍ͮ͗͒̉͐̃̆̚͢͡҉̜̹̘̺̱ ̧̧͚̱̜̩͓̭̟͎͙͈̫̦͈̊̇ͩ͐̑̍̇̀̍̐̀̈́ͭ͑ͅS͓͉̞̝̲̠̱͕͈͙̫͍̳̲̠͔͑̎́̽ͣ̅͘̕͜͠͞ͅT̶͓̼̰̲͙͔͔͇̱̫̼̱̀̐ͤ̋̈̽̄ͫ͐͗̀̽̽ͮ͛̾̓́̚O̭̱̹̜ͩ͗͗̒͋̎ͬ̀͘P̵̥̫̹̫͔͔̱̙͕̥̫̫̺̦̻̬̮̅ͨ͊̅͊̌ͮ̓̍̓ͭ͋̄̉̓ͭ͒̕͞͠ ̨̜̮͚͉̈͂͒̈O̶͉̬͖͎̱͍̱̙̝̝̜̓̿̐̍ͧͯͦͩ̋̌̀͒̈ͭ̐̃ͮ̐́H͖̖͍̗̦͇͍̲̹̠͚͉̅̋̽͗ͯ͘͘ ̶̰̯̳͚̤̞̩̂͊ͯ̌̂͂ͨ͗͌̓̿ͦ̾̑́̇ͪ̀̀͝G͂̾ͫ͛͏̨̬̝̖͕͎̠͓̘͎̦͚̯͝ͅỎ̴̴̴͔̩̙͔̰͕̹̼ͭ͑̿̂̐͂͆ͩ̾͌ͅD̴̶̢̛̯͇͇͉̤̩͙̉̂̍̇̉̇̇ͥ̌̋̆ͦ ̶̡̢͈͚̹͉̖̘͉͎͍̑ͨͭͨ̃ͭ̑ͫ͞͝ͅN̨̝̠̱̭̼͕͚͈̑͛̆̉͑ͨ̃ͬͯ͆͋ͬ́̍́͞O̷̸̢͎͈̻͖̪̿̽ͫ͌̒ͮͥ̀͗̍ͮ̾́̽̎̕͝ ̩̞̼̖̺̟̿̍ͩ̌̌ͪ̎̎̆́͟͝I̴͇̹͓͋ͭͦ̌̐͛ͨͭ̒͜͜͠M̸̢̨͙͎͈͕̱͈̲͚̝̜̖̩̼̹͇͖̉̍͗̉̐̓̉͌͑ͣͥ͗̓͢͝ͅ ̵̷͇͎̰̾̈́͂̑̄̆̋ͨ̋ͭD̸̮̼̰̗̫͉̙̙̙̼̟̮͔͓̟̺͇̮͕̉̍̓ͧ̂̈́̅Y̡̡̢̹̭̱͉̻̻̤͚̗̼̳̫̪͖͒ͣ͂̀̚͞Ĩ͔͚͈͖̤̼̯͈̰͎̣ͫͯͯ͒ͣ͜͟͝ͅͅṊ̢̪̳͖̠͍͕̙̘̮̗̯̤̞̠ͧ̇͛ͭ̅ͮ͑͑̏ͩͮ̍͞G̶̷͍͖̳͚͎̥͎͍̬̩̊ͪ̄̄̍̽̕͟͟ ̶̙̭̪̫̯̖̺̳̗̳̟̲̥̾̿̊̒͛͆ͫ͆̃ͮ̇̂̏͊́͂̀̚͞͞S̨̨͚̺̺͖̳͍͈̠͕̹̺̝͈̻̔ͪͩͤͤ̇͞O̶̡̺̪̯̳̣̞͖̬̓ͥ̊̈́ͣ̌͒ͭ̓͊̒̔̇̍̿ͩͯ̎M̷̧̛̗͓͈͎̙̪͈̰̫͇͓̞̭͍̞̐͊͌͒ͧ̋ͣ͋̏͗͆͂̀ͭ̏̈́͡E̵̡̦̟̰͖͍̘͍̪̘͕̓͆͛ͭ͌̇ͩ͑͡͠͡B̷̸̵͍̤̩̪̩͕̍̔̿ͯͣ͋̒ͯ̚̕Ŏ̷͈͓͇̙̦͈͓͕͎̯̯͈ͤ̾͢D̶̡̩̦̙̝̗͉̝͍͌̀̐͒ͨͭ̊̓̚̕Y̶̵͇̰̘̬̞̭̙̫͕̯͈̟̣̜̆̐̒ͨͨ̅̏ͦͪ̋̓̐͊͂̇̉̀̀͡ ̶̢͙͇͎̽͌̇̆ͭͅS̴̷̘̯͓͇̤̫̝̜̭͙͍͇̦͇͇̥̓̽̏̊͆̅̾̇͋ͨ͐̔̃̾ͯ͆ͦ̀̕͜T̋͐ͮ̾ͯ͑̓ͣ̋́̆̀̈ͭ̇͢҉͔̣̭͈̰͍̯̥̼̜̫͍͓O̴̶̟̗̣̝̳̲̭̣̭͓̱̥̙͖͍̾̀ͧͣ̓̿͠P̨̞̞̖̱͉̲̝̓ͦ̍͐̓̅͑̓̈́̍̆͌͒͋́ ̡̹͍̦̞̯̫̣͕͓̳̫̟͓̜ͤͤ̍͋̓͑̍͑̊ͨͤ̉ͤ̎̊̋̄͋͟͠ͅH̵͔̭̩̖͕͉̗̺̟̳̘̓̑̀͋͒̋̌́͟͝ͅI̵̗̟͔̜̖̤̪̖͙̲͔͔̳ͣͮ̇͗͆̈́̀̆͐͒̉̓̊̎̏ͣ̀̚͞M̴̢̨̊͐̔ͣ̀ͥ͛͛̎̊ͦ̔͌̿ͤ̐̌̎̐̕҉̜̺͚͚͓̘͎̞̞ ̴̴̢̟͕͈̯̠͇̰̰͍̮͈̟͓̫̟̭̣̉͋̇̀ͨ̚̚ͅͅḢ̴̬͖͇̭̬̯͔̦͉̥̪͔̍̎͂ͮ̽̈́̓͢͡ͅȆ̢̡̳̗͕͖̪̜̯͉̣̙̣̠̖̭̐̀͗̈ͦ͐̕͞ͅS̈̇ͧ̾ͫͥ͗̀̕͏͇̭̘̫̰͚̣̘ͅ ̌ͮͣͩ̾̐ͣ̒͝͏̡̗͈͉̲̗͙̗͉̟̕S̢̺̭̮̳͖͈͖̰̝͙̺̍ͪͯͮ́͑̑̄̐ͣͪ̎͑̆ͬ̀́́ͅT̏̆̂͌̂ͤ̀͟͏̮̜͍̟̦̬͔̥̖̙̗͖A̵͙̱̹̫̘̠̳̦̖͖̬̻̩̠̜̰ͧͪͭ̉̊ͩͩ́ͅB̨̙̰͎̞̲͙̙͓̮̦̏ͤͪ̎ͣ͌͆̈̈́͆̂̒̚̕͡͝͞B̸̓̊͂̽͋̊̉̽͂͑͏̶̸̷̱̫̝̫͙̬̺̟͍̗͙̱̞̯Į̴͍͇̖̖̪̮̖̬̠͚ͦͥ̉̅̔ͨͯ̆ͭ̇͞N̻̞̳̜̼͈̱̻͖̩̦͆̈́̽ͥ̊̃̅̊̀͟͢͡G̛̖̺̼̫͈̰̞͔̞͖̲͊́ͭͪͥͯ̃́͢͟ ̢̼̫̱͖͔̯̭̰̬̜͙̭̠̳̇ͨ͛̂ͤ̾ͤ̓͑͑̀͢M̶͙͍̞̟̞͖͎̣̭̂̆̈́ͭ̎̆ͤ̍ͧ͋̒̏͌̐͛ͣ̓ͩ̀́͜ͅĔ̽̈́̉̎ͯ͆͐̋͆̽ͭ͆̌͢͏̴҉̢͕̞̫̬̯̥̬̳̫̦͕ ̴̔͑͑ͥ̽͑ͦͭ͏̸̫͎͙̟͘͢I̢͎͍͙̞͖̗̮̱̣̓ͪͪ͛̕ͅ ̷̷̢̱̥̗͕͍̦͕̹̠̝̯̣͓̞̔ͪ̄͗̑̅̉̀ͯ̃́̚C̵̫̼̩̯͎̗̫̟̞͇̺̱̫̬̞̻̻̽̆͂̀̿͂̎̂ͩ̊̂ͧ̈́̇̀̕͘͜A̳̪̻͆ͧͮ̂̒͒̑ͣ̀͆̎̽ͨ̾́̚̕͢͡ͅŇ̵̡ͧ̒ͭ̅̔ͦ̓͑͌̓͏̧͍̝̠͔̥͍̟̟̬̹̥͙̪͇̜̞̲̻͝Ṱ̶͎̳̩͈̣̯̒͊ͩ̉̈́ͩ̓̔ͯ̾̆͑́ ̷̂͒͊̀͝͏̬͇͎͉̺̜͕̪͎̞̩̖͉͚̞̕Ş̸̮̞̞̜̞̼̰̱̯͍̯͚̈͆ͣͯ̌ͯ̕͟͝ͅT̵̷͎̖͕̤̼̫͇̫̰̝̘̳̲͚̖̣̱̙̍͋ͮͦ̊̇̿͑̆ͫ̎̀͘Ơ̴̢̧̫͙͍̜̖͂ͤ̈́ͥ͗̔̇ͪ̄̚͞P̶̵͔̝̖̗͈̜̥͍̟̠̺̽̿̄ͨ̓̓͘͝ ̶̘͈͍͉̘͙̖̰̫̤̫̱́ͥ̌̋ͨ̍ͧ̌ͥͬ̓̓ͅH͑̋̆̒̀͝͏҉̮̭͙̞͎̱̤̰̮͕̲͖͚̼̰͈͕̝͝Î̧̖̣͖̳̯̦̦͖̪̱͙͍ͭͥͩ̊̊̽̈́̂͗ͫ͂͐ͨ̐ͨ̔ͦ́̚͝M̸̵̴̨̖̣̜͎͎̰͚͍̠̥̭̬͇̞̭͈͓̘͗ͯͪ̏͛̽͌ͪ͒̌̈̆̉̆ ͙͓̠̫̭̻͙͉̹̖͉̣̺̏̈̒ͮͭ͌̀͟H̳̮̤̗̭̗͙̜͕̼̞̲̃̒̃̊̄͋ͩͮ̿̕͝Ĕ̡̲̱̞̗͎͓̻̣̺̳͉̌̓ͭͪ̈̊̄͌ͮͬ̃̕S̮̲̫̰̲̬͕̲͓̤͓͚ͪ͗̽̾͂͐̋͒̈̎̇́͘ ̈́ͯ͛̆̽ͣͮ͘͢҉͕̯̰͚̝̺̱͙͖̻̮͇̳S̴̢̤͖̘̳̦̻̭̜͈͌̍̽ͪͭͩ̑T̴̸̨͇̤̥̟͇̥́̈́̃̚A̛ͨ̒͗̆̀͂̃̎̍̈́̎̔̋̀͝͏̲̟̳̟͈̬̲̤͕͙̙B͚̣̭̱̼͓͚͎̾̂̽ͦͪͮ̚͘͜͝͝͡B̽̓̾ͮͨ͛̓̐͒ͩ́̚͏҉̨͕̹̼̥̻̹̥̤̮̗͙̩̻̕Iͮ̌̑ͥ̊̂ͩ̊͒͑̂̽̅̅̉͏̸̨̖͖̦̖̼̟̙̫͘N̸̢̛̛̝̳̦͉̩̘̻̯ͥ͛ͩ͐͆̓̓̓ͦ̆͒́G̡̦̠̓̇͛͋̐̓̃̑͢͟͡ͅͅ ̥̳̣͉̺̤̬̅̀̓ͨͬ̀̓́͑̈ͤ̔͆̈́͛͜͜͠M̸̝̞̦̯̗̙̻̔ͭ́͛̑͌̆ͨ͆̓̈̐͛̿́̑̾̒͠͝E̷̵̸͍̤̺͓̯̮ͧ̂͐̓̐̽̎ ͫ͐̇ͣͤ͋ͯͧͣ̀͜͏̢̭̦̥̤͇H͔͖̖͕͈̭͇̽̒̎̓̔̽ͯ̂ͦ̓͆́͐̕͞͠Eͫͯͫ͆́͋ͯ͊ͬ̊͏̧̟̟̬͈̼͔͎̳̗̼͉̝̦̻̕͟ͅLͨ͗ͤ̑̽̚҉̷̢̛̠̞̭̟̻̱̺P̷̡͓̣̥̙̙̮̯͔̼̮͈̩ͨͩ̈̈̐ͤͬͥ͂̾̔͆͒̑̀̚ ̷̮͍̫̯̯͖̱͙͙̼͙̣͓̖̩̤̯̽͐̈̇ͦͭ́͗ͣ͂ͯ̎ͯ̏͛̐͋͜M̸̧̤̹̟̘̮͖͚̦̫̮̭̗͚̥͆̾̄͗̊́̈́ͮ̒̓̈̏̇̍ͣ̓͒̒͘͢Ė̴̞̘̲͔̘̺̝̎̅͆̿̊ͣͭ̑ͩ̏̀ ̷̛̻̺͎͉̦̘̼̲̹͎̙͈̹̲̗̞͍̱͖ͭ̅͐͋͌̽ͧ̅̿̇ͮ͒͌̊͠͞͞Ǫ̎̒̓̂͌̚҉̳̫̯̞̟͙̟̺͔̹̬̻͎̦̰͍̘̤ͅH̸̼̖͚̼̫̪͎̮̬̔̇̇̀̍̔ͯ̓͛͌͌ͨͣͯͧ̒̽̇͒͘͟ͅ ̞̠͉̜̫̞̭̥̺͕̦̐̏͋̽͝͠S̨̥̩͙͖̟̗̬͚̺̬̦̯̣ͩ̾́̾ͪ͌͌͗ͤ̈͟͠Ḩ͎̩͚̗̭͔͈̦̭̟̮̌̿́͋̒͂͂͞ͅỈ̊̎̈́̀̅͏͏̷̘̻̤̳̦̫̮̻̳̼͔̘̻̮T̵̵̙͇̬̭̱̻͔̗͚̼̦̣̦̟̘̣̞̽ͬ͒̏ͫ̿̋ͬ̀ ̡̦͕͖̯͉̅͗̃ͬ͌̿̉̅̃ͦ̈́͂ͮ̓́ͯ́ͦ̚͘͟ͅÃ̵̧̛̪̬̼̭͕̜͓̦͍̝̝̰̦̳͊̈́ͭͦ̀͑̉͒ͣͭ́̈͗ͮ̈͆́A̷̅ͦ̅̑ͥ͋͋ͩ͂͌ͩͬ̃ͤͤ̓ͫ̚҉̦̥͙̩̖͍̰͈̲̮̲̞̼͈͇̠̤̫̙̕͜Ã̺͖̱͍̭̱̦̼̣̟̞̭̗͊͑̎́͜A̴̧̯̺͙͎͚͓̹̝̯̺̬͖̫̼͈͙͑̀̿̓ͣͦͯ̎ͧȀ̽͗̈́̅͆̉̏ͣ͗ͣ҉̶̴̡̯͎̤̬̫̰̟̼̦̩͓̳̙̭̻̯H̴̴̙̺̻͉̠̯ͧ͌ͫ̈̏ͯͨ̍̽͊ͫ̂̀͠H̶̛̛͇͕͔̥̙̯͖͚͇͔̦̯͊͛ͯͨͨͨ͜͡ͅ ̧ͦ̒̄̔̾͑̄̅̿ͪͣ̐̅̓̀͜͞҉͇̳͔̳͇͎͕͔̩͈O̤͚̼̳̦͖̗̲̦̖͓͇̯̪̰̹̮̦͉ͯ̓͌͑̊̈̂̅ͩ̈ͤ̊̄ͤͬ̓͊̀͜H̘͕̫̠̲̺͈̯̜̰̱̣̯̆̎͑̋̓̓̑͛͐̊̇̇̾̇ͯ̑ͨ̈́ͧ̀͠ͅ ̢̛̯̥͍͚̾ͩͨ͒̍̈̆̓͆͗̂ͬ̅̃̅ͤG̬̲͔̝͚͎͍͖͑̌ͤͪ̃̂ͨͭ̿ͬͨ̎̎̇͑́̚͝͞O̵̴̡̼̖̱̳͎͔͖̽ͤͧ̅̉̌ͤ̈́̽̀D̴͓̬̖͔̜͈͕̩͉͈͈̩̞͉͈̗ͮ̿͒ͧ̈́ͯ̀̍̍̈́͆ͩ̊̆̇̔̽͋̕ͅ ̢͉̖̝̪̗̩͓͉̙̠̣͚̰̥̬̍ͧ̓͗ͨ̅ͤͮ̑̈͜͡H̥̜̖͖̺͛ͭ̿̋̅̓͘͠Ḛ̶̴͖͖̮̩̲̱̟̦͈͕ͤ̏ͮ̽̽̾̈̽ͦ̈́ͮ̊̀̅ͧ̀ ̧̛ͮ͆̆̇̏̋ͩ͊̽̍̅ͫ̔̐̍̌̃͢҉̻͈̗̪̙̳̰̻͍̖̦͙̣͙̠͚̮ͅW̨͗̃͛̆̈́̿ͫ͂́̆̐ͣ̚̚҉͙̦̖̗͓̹̯́O̶̷̧͍̥̭͚͓̜͉̖͛ͫ̉͊ͧͤͩ̌̏͆ͮͦͧ̒̽̀͛͟N̷̸̴̪̮̯̱̠͆ͧ̂̉ͫ̈̂͒́ͥ͒ͣ͑́T̙̖̖̘͉̝͓̘̜̔͆͌̏̄̇ͮ̃͐͗ͥ̐̍̾̔͂̚͠͞͡ ̡̜̩̺̖̄̃͊ͦͦ̅ͫ̍͗͗͂̐͟S̞̭͙̦̤̠͎͍̬̺͕̙͖̭͈̫̓̀ͩͤ͌ͫ̀͑̇͌ͦ̎ͮͧ̀͟͜͟T̶ͬ̅ͨ̅ͧ̑͆̄ͮ͆ͩ̿͒́̚̕͏͓͓̝̹̙̱̞̮͔̰̳̘O̡͛͑ͮͮ͂͌ͮ҉̸͉̟̲̯̥̲̬͙̦̗͈͚͓̰͕͉͈̠̳P͂̍̄͆̃ͥ̕҉̢̭̫̦̭̳̰̻͎͕̣̲̗̙̣̩̩̗͞͠ͅ

[MegaScientifical]

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Z̽ͤͬ̌́̍̑͛ͤ͑͛̾ͥͯ̋̚͞͏̦͓͕̱̱͚̹͇̻a̶͐̃́̃ͮͩ͛ͧ͟͏̶̻͉̭̳̥̱̲̹͖̺̺̙͖͇̜̪̙l̀͊̓̈́ͫ҉̴͉̼̘̱͍͍̲̙͙̭̣͓̲͕̘͈̜͈́̕͜g̡̔ͭ̄́̽̐͌ͥ̚͟͏̨̨̖̯̠̹̟͉ͅo̴̴͖̟̗̮͓͈̲͍͖̲̭̙͚͇̳̊͒̀̀͒ͭ͌͐̀̍̚ ̸̛̠͉̖͍̜͕͚̔̾ͨ̏̑ͦ͋̆̑ṯ̢̡̹̫̣̘̖̯̻̦̰͔̟̻ͭͥ̓ͩ̈́́ͥ̂̑̓̈͛͒ͫ̉̓̒̚̕͢o̵̷̡̦͕̘̝̥͖͈̠͓ͣͥͦ͗̍͛̀͋̉́ͩ̀͡ẗ̶̶̷̢́͆͛͐҉͎̮̟̭̝̮̘̻͓̼͈̟̦̫̦̞̙ͅă̾ͪ̓͑̃̽͑͂ͥͧ̀͝͏̴̟̬̘̞͕̥̞̬͙̙̥̲̩͡ͅl̶ͯ͌ͭͫͦ̀̂ͬͪ́͢͏͇̹̳̹̗͕̥̥̙̩̖̞͎̼̦̲ļ̧̓̈̒̿̋ͣ͌̏̚҉̵͉̗̺̯͓̞̤͔͓̘̪̟͈̠̬̙̘y̧̮͎̣̳̘͍̻͔̘̬̖̯̦̍ͮͤ̈́̐̀͡ ̷͉̮͙ͨ̽ͨ̃̿͆̽̏͊ͯͬ̾͂̏͊̄̽ͫ́͟ī̵̥͓̝̬̦̲̪͍̰͈̲̳̫̰̩̳͛͌ͩ̉͢ͅs̶̸͇͙̖̤͈̺̗̼̹̲̱͈̫̯̟̔ͩͥ̃̂͑͒̽͌͑̆͑ͮ͊̚n͚̖̤̝͍̣̰̬̱̑̏ͤ̚͢͟'̛̜̗̬͚̩̮̘̳̩͙̤̺̯̟̘̃̍ͨ̀̂̂̓͘͟͞͝t̶̶̶̡̲̖̩̟̤̲̳̗̖͎͖͓̙͎͆̽̍ͫ̈͂͑͐̐͊ͦ͊̑̐͒́ ̂̿͑ͭ̉̿́̾͏̷҉̵̣̮̼̜͎̞̙̰͓̗̞͓͍̫̦͖̀a̸̶̢͓͇͚̝̱̅͋ͮ̅̏͌̽ͫ̐ͪ̚ņ̴͇̖̟̺̬̩̖͈͍̯̯͓̞̬̲̀͌͌͌ͧͣ̆̃̋ͭ̔̏̑ͬ̀͠n̅̀̐ͫ̓͜͏̖̪̝̠̟o̶̦̪̗͎͙̲̎̈̑͋ͤ̄̃ͭͧ̓̓͊͐̅ͪ̑͂̃͝y̷̡̖͔̼̮̖̘̱̼̥͈̬̍ͮͧͧͥ̊̊ͬ̐̒̇ͫ͋ͪ̆ͩ̇͋̚͟i̸̢̦͎͔̦̭̩̙̳̰̲̫ͣͯ̈́ͮ̄̔̿ͦṋ̸̷͖̟̩̫̤̱̮͎̮̻͖̥͕̬̜ͨͮ̓̂ͫ͆̏̓̾́͢g̪̯̹ͨ̉̐͊̈͒̉͊̂̐̿́͞ ̶̵͚̲͍͉̗̩͉͓̀̄ͨ̃̾͞͞͝ĭ̪͖̭̳͖̼̳̪̔͒͗̄̋̓̾̓̀̕n̷̵̡̠̻̟̜̥͈̗̠͙̩͖̞̯̏ͮ̓̉̒̒̇̀͗ͪ̓̚͜͡ ̛̍͛ͭ͌҉́͏̨̯̘̮̜̣̠̦̗͎͈̗͖b̾̓̈̇̃̅̓͛̒ͨͥ̈ͩ͆͊҉͖̥̫̭̻̬̞̳̲̼͎͢͟ͅͅu͈͙͖̞͚͔̹̻̫͇ͮͥͣ͒̈͑ͣ͡l̶̷̬̹̤̠̪̠̦͓̭͈̺͔̣͖͇̓ͨ͋̓͛͂̑ͮ̊̍̐ͤ̀ͅk̶̷̷̝͇̘̭̤̩͎̙̹̒̽ͬͬ̑ͪ͌̓̐̾̑̃̎̈́ͮ̏͌̅́͟ͅ,̶̧̯̬̪̘̭͕͈̲̙̐̒̆̚ ͧͮ̐̐̓͐ͥ̋̑̔̒̍ͮ̌̀̉̀ͪ͏̨͈͎̯̬̳͈̥̫͚̞̭͘Į̓ͤ̏̊́̈́͑ͦ͌͐̓̎̍ͯ́̒̒͛̎̕͠҉͕͖̬̱̘̻̼͚̗̲̝̫̰͖͇̯̹ͅk̝̼͚̤̮͈̲̘̿̂̄̍̽͛̅ͦ̆̐̓́̕͢͢e͒̔̈̈̓̈͗͐̅̾͒ͨ̏ͯͩͥͯ͜͝͠҉̙͖̗͍͔͈͈͈̫̬̺̗̘͇̣͕͓̱͜.̢̗̗̻ͪ̏ͨ̎̒̋̓̇͋͆̚͠ ̰̰̖̼͓͕̹̠͈̥̭̝̥̥̲͇̪̺̎͐̊͋ͪ͆̂͡:̡͔̘̺̜͈ͪ̊ͩ̚͘͠P͕̯͔̻͉͇͈̠̹͍͕̤͈̲̩͖̳̦͆͆ͥ͐̄͑ͧ͆̇͂̄ͤ̀͊̀͢

[DrenDran]

what the forget

wel
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shes hot

Were nudes sent with the story?

[Trymos]

You all know I can make stories ten times better. Admit it, now.

I can make it 25 times funnier.

[Lørd Tøny]

Where can I download unicode?

[IkeTheGeneric]

Where can I download unicode?

>View>Character Encoding>Unicode

[Aeschylus]

Why do you only attract the most moronic females on the planet?

maybe if you were less moronic he'd have a smart girl liking him

[Katamari007]

maybe if you were less moronic he'd have a smart girl liking him

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