Author Topic: Dungeon Crawler! - now with 20% more gnomes  (Read 20219 times)

Chuck the chairtable at the lever.


Chuck the chairtable at the lever.

That would be unproductive, but you decide to anyways. You miss, and the table breaks into three pieces.


Pull lever.

The lever quickly budges, and the iron bar door behind you gives way.

You are in a cell.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2011, 10:38:30 AM by IkeTheGeneric »


Do something stupid like dig the floor out from under you like a real dorf.

pick up the table pieces

Put table pieces in inventory and go out open doorway.

Pick up Table of Seeing again to see if you become strangely aware of anything else around you.

Call out to the forest creatures for help.

fondly regard wall.

That's a real good...wall..

Do something stupid like dig the floor out from under you like a real dorf.

Uh, how do you dig through a solid stone floor?


pick up the table pieces
Put table pieces in inventory and go out open doorway.
Pick up Table of Seeing again to see if you become strangely aware of anything else around you.

You quickly pocket the pieces of table. One of them would be able to be fashioned into a hilt of some sort. The other two could just be burnt. You quickly handle them, because you see that it's painted with a grey lead paint.


Call out to the forest creatures for help.

What forest creatures? I'm pretty sure screaming out of the barred windows would attract whatever put you in that cell.



Oh crap! Orcs!

One has spotted you!

Punch it, then stab it with table pieces.

THROWING KNIVES G- Wait... THROWING PEICES OF TABLE GO!

Punch it, then stab it with table pieces.

You uppercut it from the bottom of the jaw, and then you stab it's neck twice with the broken table piece.

You then pull the body behind the barrels and boxes to hide it.

Well let's hope they don't notice the blood. Orcs do bleed a lot.

THROWING KNIVES G- Wait... THROWING PEICES OF TABLE GO!
Rambo time

Search body and boxes for useful stuff.