My walls are bland.

[Skorpion]

Cover it in research.

[Ad Bot]

[Jetlok]

put posters of bad movies everywhere.
then talk about them in big paragraphs to make the read not want to read this 'stuffty webcomic'.

[Kearn]

[Pengie]

What the hell is that supposed to be?

[Block Buster]

Needs more dinosaurs.