loving random erections need solution

[(Fallen)]

I seriously have a problem. When I'm at school just sitting In class for no reason I just get a random erection and they are on and off like really often. I know puberty does this but It is REALLY extreme and getting really annoying. I wear both jeans and shorts even when a wear jeans there is a huge visible bump in my shirt that everyone can see(Only because I have a huge snake lol jk). Especially when the teacher calls you up to do something or get something. Is there any way to reduce the amount I get random erections or something? Like I know this may seem stupid or seem like an attempt at humor but I am being really loving serious and I need a solution.

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[Specever]

Take a deep breath, and flex your abs. It moves the blood.

[Pulchritude]

We really didn't want to know about your erectile dysfunction, but wear jeans and think about Susan Boyle.

[Hydrabisque]

Think of very old nuns.

[fred da kiko]

We really didn't want to know about your erectile dysfunction, but wear jeans and think about Susan Boyle.

dat chin ass.

[(Fallen)]

We really didn't want to know about your erectile dysfunction, but wear jeans and think about Susan Boyle.

Yeah I understand but I asked a "forum full of angsty teenagers" as some people call it cause a lot of you are going through it/have gone through it. I don't really want to ask my parents that would be awkward as hell.

[fred da kiko]

cut your snake off.

[Bisjac]

you mean spontaneous erection. you dont know when or where it possibly could happen.


random implies you could get it at location A or location B , and are well aware of locations A and B. and it is randomly selected out of your control.

[Kochieboy]

Think about kittens getting their heads chopped off, works for me.

[fred da kiko]

masturbate all the time.

[FrozenEye]

same thing happens to me.



But usually only when im staring at hot girls.

[(Fallen)]

you mean spontaneous erection. you dont know when or where it possibly could happen.


random implies you could get it at location A or location B , and are well aware of locations A and B. and it is randomly selected out of your control.

They are spontaneous, there is no two location were it only/mostly happens.

[TheChaosCarrier]

it's also called a NARB

no apparent reason boner
everybody gets em

[(Fallen)]

same thing happens to me.



But usually only when im staring at hot girls.

Yeah lol but I only stare at them when It is a good time like when I am wearing jeans or at lunch or something.

[(Fallen)]

Oh and for some reason as soon as I randomly get one the teacher calls me up so I have to walk through the class and back. It's like the teacher is monitoring my boners 24/7