I've wondered what it was like to get whacked with a weedwhacker. I've had a few close calls.Now, I may never use one again.
Hold still, I'm trying to heal you, not shag you.
Oh god ow...wait...HOW THE forget DID YOU CUT YOURSELF WITH A loving WEED-EATER. What the hell were you doing?
Um juggling them, Durrrr what else would you do with them.
procrastination.