Mom just gave me a job (update)

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;o

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[Flamecannon]

How much are you getting paid?

no no the question is how much is he paying his mom

[FrozenEye]

How much are you getting paid?

Good question.
My mom just walked into my room and was like "Hey, brother, you wanna file claims for money?"
and i was like "forget yes you cunt"

[NotKreation]

Now it's handjob cool k.

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How much did you pay?

fixed

[Plasmus]

why did i read this as handjob?

[FrozenEye]

fixed

10

[Coolio]

10

i get them for free

[Domidore66]

o u guys 

[indyjones]

Why did I see the title as "Mom just gave a lewinsky?"  

[Masterlegodude]

Should be the new voice of the duck because Gottfried got fired

AFLAC!

Why was Gottfried fired? His voice is what makes that duck such an interesting character on the commercials :(

[FrozenEye]

Why was Gottfried fired? His voice is what makes that duck such an interesting character on the commercials :(

Because he talked stuff about Japan when the earthquake happened.
I think

[Sami2ss]

Because he talked stuff about Japan when the earthquake happened.
I think

AFLAC QUACK QUACK lol japanese earthquake AFLAC

[BlockoCrafter]

inb4phlack

[NotKreation]

You changed it back :c