Blonde Jokes

[Maze24]

Once, there was a blond. She grew up to be smart and extremely successful and became a millionaire.

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Once, there was a blond. She grew up to be smart and extremely successful and became a millionaire.

that's the best one yet

[Jacky]

britney spears!

[Clone v.117]

My mother is a blond. My sister was a blond. I have natural highlights plus I just "dyed" my hair blond. Two of my good, close friends are blond.

:(

Holy sheet are you me?

[*Magick* Mage]

Holy sheet are you me?

The Pope's bedding has nothing to do with this.

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The Pope's bedding has nothing to do with this.

these jokes are like the pope- badican

[*Magick* Mage]

these jokes are like the pope- badican

At least mine made sense. :C

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At least mine made sense. :C

no, it did. I didn't expect it.
like the spanish inquisition.

[*Magick* Mage]

no, it did. I didn't expect it.
like the spanish inquisition.

You're trying too hard, mio fra'. Quit while your ahead. :U

[RedGajin]

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde took swimming classes.

"Ok, I'm going to start you guys off with the Breaststroke. Go!" said the instructor. They all jumped in the pool. The brunette finished first, and the redhead finished second. 30 minuets later the blonde finally reached the end of the pool.

"Why did you take so long?" asked the instructor. "Are you kidding me?" said the blonde. "The brunette was cheating, she was clearly using her arms!"
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.