Author Topic: My friend's forgeted up formspring ._. seriously, wtf  (Read 1804 times)

http://www.formspring.me/forgetyeahtywolf

Start at "I think you're cute". It's the second to the bottom, and just read up from there. Hilarious stuff.


Oh my god the top my sides too much.





i lost it when i saw "And i will sip up your juices with a smile while you erupt like a dormant volcano"

i lost it when i saw "And i will sip up your juices with a smile while you erupt like a dormant volcano"
thats when i got an erection

"will suck you dry to the bone, and swallow your juices with a grin on my face as you erupt like a long-dormant volcano."


fap fap fap

Oh forget lol.

"RAN AN IP CHECK. ITS MACYLN"

"thrust your lance into my pudding" something like that.
lol.

"thrust your lance into my pudding" something like that.
lol.
"Take me and ravage me, you magnificent beast! I want you to thrush your mighty pleasure lance into my quivering love pudding! I feel like if I'm forced to wait another moment I will explode!"

oh babee stick it in my love pudding.


"I'ma take your snake off and put it in a freezer and then a blender and then your mouth so you can pee it out. k?"