Nick raging at me.

[NotKreation]

What is with all of these loving children and having love.

Sure I'm no older than a lot of people here but damn. Why?

Because it feels good :C

She just gave me a new nickname... Funny Hally. Because my name is Hal :/

Oh dearest me. Burn the witch nao.

[Ad Bot]

[Conan]

I love her, she's beautiful and she's the only one that actually wants to go out with me.

Not enough. You need someone you can live with for the rest of your life. What else do you see in her?

[Nickelob Ultra]

Because you have done it before, I presume?

Not yet.  But generally, you just don't break up with women over texts/calls unless they're psycho or something.

Considering the response you got, she's psycho.

[SkullCandy]

Not enough. You need someone you can live with for the rest of your life. What else do you see in her?

We're past that, Conan

[Awdax]

I talked to her calmly on the phone... and she thinks that I'm... joking... she said "Oooooh.... BOYFRIEND JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HEY, [my name],  I HATE YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!"

Let her know you aren't, be as serious as can be.

[Sabbin]

Because it feels good :C

Not smart.
Good luck with NotKreation Jr.

[Frostbyte]

So, a few weeks ago, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me and having love with someone else. Sadly, the genius forgot condoms, so now she's pregnant

[Unwritten Calender]

Are you handicapped?

Obviously it was a joke.

[NotKreation]

Not smart.
Good luck with NotKreation Jr.

WHY THANK YOU.
LITTLE NOTKREATION JR IS GONNA BE THE CUTEST forgetIN BABY EVER, MANG

[Supersylox]

I talked to her calmly on the phone... and she thinks that I'm... joking... she said "Oooooh.... BOYFRIEND JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HEY, [my name],  I HATE YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!"

Shes in denial.

[Night Fox]

Well... she says that she wants to give birth... saying that she might have to abort will be hard.

tell her that she is a dumb forget
how old is she?

[NotKreation]

tell her that she is a dumb forget
how old is she?

I'm guessing 9 or 10, based on her maturity

[SkullCandy]

I'm acting serious, so my nickname went from Funny Hally to Meanie Hally.

tell her that she is a dumb forget
how old is she?

My age.

[Davy]

I'm guessing 9 or 10, based on her maturity

She was mature enough to commit adultery.

[Nickelob Ultra]

I'm acting serious, so my nickname went from Funny Hally to Meanie Hally.

Shes in denial.

Tell her upfront that you're seriously breaking up with you and that you really don't want to be with her.