Author Topic: don't fap too much or this could be you (Read 7849 times)

johnnyboy · September 07, 2011, 10:51:55 PM

i wonder what it was like on the 41 1/2 fap...

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Narkro555 · September 07, 2011, 10:56:06 PM

I don't "fap" whatsoever, even when I'm alone. Even though this is an extreme, I've still heard that it's bad for you.

Trogtor · September 07, 2011, 10:56:35 PM

Quote from: Narkro555 on September 07, 2011, 10:56:06 PM

I don't "fap" whatsoever, even when I'm alone.

YOU ARE UNHEALTHY YOU STUPID CUNT

RedGajin · September 07, 2011, 10:57:52 PM

Oh, thank god I stopped at 41.

Nickelob Ultra · September 07, 2011, 10:59:13 PM

Quote from: Narkro555 on September 07, 2011, 10:56:06 PM

I don't "fap" whatsoever, even when I'm alone. Even though this is an extreme, I've still heard that it's bad for you.

climaxs have a healthy effect on health and wellbeing. Lower blood pressure, endorphins, etc.

Night Fox · September 07, 2011, 10:59:43 PM

they didn't even say anything about the actual cause of death
correlation is not always cause

Anti-Block · September 07, 2011, 11:00:08 PM

Quote from: Narkro555 on September 07, 2011, 10:56:06 PM

I don't "fap" whatsoever, even when I'm alone. Even though this is an extreme, I've still heard that it's bad for you.

pssssshhhhh

BWAAAAHHHHHahahahahah

man that's good.

a prepubescent teenager not fapping...

oh man i'm tearing up...

Narkro555 · September 07, 2011, 11:00:24 PM

Quote from: Nickelob Ultra on September 07, 2011, 10:59:13 PM

climaxs have a healthy effect on health and wellbeing. Lower blood pressure, endorphins, etc.

Any proof?

RedGajin · September 07, 2011, 11:02:18 PM

Quote from: Narkro555 on September 07, 2011, 10:56:06 PM

I don't "fap" whatsoever, even when I'm alone. Even though this is an extreme, I've still heard that it's bad for you.

Based on psychological tests and surveys, about 99% of the male population that (can) fap does. Maybe you have some dysfunction with your snake and/or you aren't attracted to anyone or anything whatsoever.

CephaSquiddy · September 07, 2011, 11:03:22 PM

Quote from: Narkro555 on September 07, 2011, 10:56:06 PM

I don't "fap" whatsoever, even when I'm alone. Even though this is an extreme, I've still heard that it's bad for you.

procrastination has no negative effects.

In fact, a link has been found between regular procrastination and low p-spot cancer occurrence.

Jacob/Lee · September 07, 2011, 11:04:32 PM

Quote from: CephaSquiddy on September 07, 2011, 11:03:22 PM

procrastination has no negative effects.

In fact, a link has been found between regular procrastination and low p-spot cancer occurrence.

I could've swore procrastination is bad for your eyes.

RedGajin · September 07, 2011, 11:07:23 PM

Quote from: Jacob/Lee on September 07, 2011, 11:04:32 PM

I could've swore procrastination is bad for your eyes.

dohoho

Jacob/Lee · September 07, 2011, 11:10:46 PM

Quote from: RedGajin on September 07, 2011, 11:07:23 PM

dohoho

Hell, that came off in the completely wrong way.

Thar · September 07, 2011, 11:17:23 PM

I did research on aging and procrastination and intercourse actually relieves stress which prevents free radicals from escaping in your cells. Ganghis Khan knew this and he had love with tons of women in an effort to live forever.

Because of his intense loveual activity, 1 in 200 people today can trace their ancestry back to Ganghis Khan.

Nickelob Ultra · September 07, 2011, 11:18:58 PM

Quote from: Narkro555 on September 07, 2011, 11:00:24 PM

Any proof?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/procrastination#Health_and_psychological_effects

right below the main entry...

Risks
Those who insert objects as aid to procrastination risk them becoming stuck (e.g. as Rectal foreign bodies). Women can also fall prey to this problem. A woman presented at a German hospital with two pencils in her bladder. She had inserted them into her urethra during procrastination.[45]