Author Topic: Oh, the joys of stuffty school teams (Read 1493 times)

Jokey365 · September 08, 2011, 07:49:14 PM

My tennis team is just horrid.
They seem to always be paired in BEST FRIENDS!
They talk, swing at the ball with no effort, can't serve, hit the net when they MANAGE to hit it (Which is never), drop the raquet constantly, fall over, basically they always have no points. The entire team is filled with friends, and the coach is the same as the basketball one, he doesn't care, they have fun! We don't need to win! The team is always late, they cry when they get hit with the ball, and half the time they never show up, it's just about 35% of the team who actually want to be there.

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Night Fox · September 08, 2011, 07:53:02 PM

Looks like some people don't understand that the purpose of sports is to have fun.

Jokey365 · September 08, 2011, 07:54:16 PM

Quote from: Night Fox on September 08, 2011, 07:53:02 PM

Looks like some people don't understand that the purpose of sports is to have fun.

I understand, but they don't even try, the basketball team is constantly getting scrapes due to falling, and tennis players are having fun from TALKING TO EACH OTHER!

oleg662 · September 08, 2011, 08:02:33 PM

All our city teams are great, but our Girls soccer, wrestling, track, baseball, and rugby teams all get to states like every year. Also, our band has 400 members

Jorici · September 08, 2011, 08:02:42 PM

My school has one like 60 trophies since 1975.

Tom Gunn · September 08, 2011, 08:03:00 PM

Set up a private communist regiment within the school.

Night Fox · September 08, 2011, 08:05:43 PM

Quote from: oleg662 on September 08, 2011, 08:02:33 PM

Also, our band has 400 members

hold the presses, what
what kind of bigass school do you go to where just the band itself has 400 participants
that's more than half of the enlisted students in our middle school...

Wafflajizzles · September 08, 2011, 08:09:05 PM

Quote from: Night Fox on September 08, 2011, 08:05:43 PM

hold the presses, what
what kind of bigass school do you go to where just the band itself has 400 participants
that's more than half of the enlisted students in our middle school...

Your school is tiny. Our middle school has nearly 25000 lockers. And most of them are occupied.

Jorici · September 09, 2011, 09:25:54 PM

My school was designed for like, 1,500 kids.

There are like 2,500 lol

EDIT: Wait, oops.

Texan101 · September 09, 2011, 09:30:18 PM

Wow, my school teams win more than 95% of their games.

CoolKoopaTroopa · September 09, 2011, 10:15:56 PM

we went to the state championship last year :D

Sandvich · September 09, 2011, 10:26:19 PM

Middle school football team is full of midgets and loses all the time
highschool football team kicks ass and never loses