Author Topic: I feel bad for my new science teacher (Read 4413 times)

HellHound · September 15, 2011, 04:06:01 PM

Happened last year in Sixth Grade, but our teacher was loving mean.

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Gojira · September 15, 2011, 04:09:19 PM

seriously
can I PLEASE come over and shank those kids

HellHound · September 15, 2011, 04:10:51 PM

Quote from: Gojira on September 15, 2011, 04:09:19 PM

seriously
can I PLEASE come over and shank those kids

said a Fourteen-year-old kid...

Gojira · September 15, 2011, 04:14:54 PM

Quote from: HellHound on September 15, 2011, 04:10:51 PM

said a Fourteen-year-old kid...

i know right
i would seriously do the same thing if i was faced with that situation.
What I'd yell:
"Dammit guys, our teacher works her ass off, she stays up late each night to plan lessons for us. She wakes up at like 3:30 to get ready for the day, and all you guys do is treat her like stuff. So shut the hell up and listen."

Name is Unavailable · September 15, 2011, 04:29:55 PM

Balls.
You have them.
+15 respect.

The Titanium · September 15, 2011, 07:17:42 PM

Quote from: HellHound on September 15, 2011, 03:56:44 PM

Drive the loving thing through their houses?

I think it would've made sense if you said you should drive through their houses, not that you will.
You sound like a friggin Equius Zahak with your ordery stuff.

D --> You will make an entire class homeless
D --> I command it

JD · September 15, 2011, 08:09:16 PM

I honestly would love to see you guys try to function in my school, lol. You'd all get so forgeted up lmao

Gojira · September 15, 2011, 08:12:15 PM

Not if I brought my pocketknife.

The Titanium · September 16, 2011, 06:50:55 PM

Quote from: Gojira on September 15, 2011, 08:12:15 PM

Not if I brought my pocketknife.

You're only adding to the problem.

Skorpion · September 16, 2011, 06:54:47 PM

Set plenty of homework, which you'll be able to do. They'll walk in without it and panic.

Skorpion · September 16, 2011, 06:57:52 PM

"When I am a success and your working for me, I'm going to loving fire your ass."

Jairo · September 16, 2011, 07:06:34 PM

Quote from: Skorpion on September 16, 2011, 06:57:52 PM

"When I am a success and your working for me, I'm going to loving fire your ass."

>drive by them in the ghetto in your ferrari
>ask them to come into it and give them a job
>take care of them
>let them work for you
>have patience
>let them gain your trust
>fire their arse

CoolKoopaTroopa · September 16, 2011, 07:28:38 PM

Quote from: JD on September 15, 2011, 08:09:16 PM

I honestly would love to see you guys try to function in my school, lol. You'd all get so forgeted up lmao

i'd run your school in two seconds.
my swag would be unmatched.

Fire paw · September 16, 2011, 08:09:40 PM

Your science teacher died? You live in florida, hmmm Both those are true for me too...

Nom|Aplem|Nom · September 16, 2011, 08:12:12 PM

Kiss her and give her hugs to let her know that her wife is cheating on her.