I loving hate it when furniture seems to attack you

[Aces]

Yeah my kitchen counter tried to eat me :(

[Ad Bot]

[HellHound]

A table almost ate my head when I was under it.

[Zuero]

>hit big toe hard on bed
>OWGODFREAKINGDANGITGODOOOOWFR EAKINGGOD
>toe hurts

[pie man]

A table almost ate my head when I was under it.

A glass table was broken while I was underneath it and I got a cut from my shoulder all the way down my arm

[Trogtor]

I'm glad the world isn't one ginormous Habbo Game

[HellHound]

A table almost ate my head when I was under it.

(Smacks head on table)
(Blood starts pooling around head)

[WingZero]

>Walking through house
>Approaching dining table
>Slightly bump the side of my knee
>ASNKDJGBKJRHUHGR

This also happens with my elbow.

[Peppy]

>Sitting down
>Chair moves out of way before I sit down
>Chair laughs at me

FUK U CHAR

[Zuero]

oh and
>hit leg on chair
>OWGREATFREAKINGGODDANGITOOOWF REAKINGGOD
>meany chair >:C

[deadpossom]

Oh god.

I hate running into the side of a chair on accident and bruising your knee. :c

[xxjpxx]

Chairs may appear to be just in the way, but trust me, I have footage of a chair extending it's leg just enough to trip you. Watch those chairs, especially those metal folding ones that always get left out in the rain, they're vicious.

[fred da kiko]

once i was masturbating on my bed. my bed flipped over and broke my boner.

[Tom Gunn]

Stubbing your sensitive toe on the legs of a large comfort chair.

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

Did you get died?