You guys don't understand.
You see, Aphtonites had this ingenious idea that if he belittles the group long and hard enough, using completely irrational statements that rivals many users of this here forum, that they will simply disappear in utter shame and disgrace. It's quite an amazing idea, really. It has never worked in the past, but Aphtonites has developed some new kind of formula that guarantees success!
I haven't quite figured it out yet, but once we do we will be able to use this new form of intelligence to rid the internet of everything Aphtonites hates! And perhaps if we dig deep enough, we can find the power to rid it of anything we desire as well!
Isn't that simply smashing?