Smartest Quotes

[*Magick* Mage]

"No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks."

~Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

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[Jairo]

"5:19 PM - Jummkopf: now can you spare me some dosh
5:19 PM - Jummkopf: my pockets are a bit light
5:19 PM - Narbs: Bosh, i don't got any dosh :c
5:19 PM - Jummkopf: LODS A MONE
5:19 PM - Narbs: DOSHDOSHDOSHDOSH
5:19 PM - Narbs: INSTANT LOCKIN BOYS
5:19 PM - Jummkopf: I AM WELDING THIS DOAH!
5:20 PM - Narbs: GOVENA
5:20 PM - Jummkopf: UPSTAIRS TO BEDTIME, CHILDREN
5:20 PM - Jummkopf: YOU'RE ALL FUR COATS AND NO KNICKERS, BITCHES
5:20 PM - Narbs: CHEERS BIGEARS
5:20 PM - Jummkopf: GIMME DRUGS, NOW!
5:20 PM - Jummkopf: LET'S GO BUY SOME GUNS
5:21 PM - Narbs: YEAH
5:21 PM - Narbs: OKAY
5:21 PM - Narbs: THIS IS A REAL WEAPON
5:21 PM - Narbs: BOOMSTICK TIME
5:21 PM - Narbs: 50.CAL FUNTIME
5:21 PM - Jummkopf: IT'S BOTH BARRELS FOR YOU, YOU BASTARDS
5:22 PM - Narbs: ALRIGHT,NOMOREMR.BLOODY NICE GUY
5:23 PM - Jummkopf: BARBEQUE TONIGHT?
5:23 PM - Jummkopf: HUEHUHEUEHU WANKERS
5:25 PM - Narbs: THANKS, YOU WANKA
5:25 PM - Jummkopf: DO I HAVE TO KILL THEM ALL BY MYSELF?"
~Jummkopf and Narbs in "An Intelligent Conversation"

"11:20 PM - Jummkopf: DESTROY THE BRIDGE
11:20 PM - Subwoofer: NOPE
11:20 PM - Jummkopf: YOU WILL EITHER BUILD A RAILROAD OR DIE
11:20 PM - Subwoofer: NO THANKS NOOB
11:20 PM - Jummkopf: THEN
11:21 PM - Jummkopf: DESTROY THE BRIDGE
11:21 PM - Subwoofer: Y U HATIN
11:21 PM - Jummkopf: YOU IN VIETNAM BITCHES
11:21 PM - Jummkopf: (actually burma huehue)
11:21 PM - Jummkopf: NOW THEN
11:21 PM - Jummkopf: DESTOY THE BRIDGE
11:21 PM - Subwoofer: MY snake IS LARGE
11:21 PM - Jummkopf: BLOW UP THE BRIDGE
11:21 PM - Subwoofer: I DONT WANT TO BLOW ANYTHING
11:21 PM - Subwoofer: IM NOT GAY
11:21 PM - Jummkopf: bridge on the river kwai
11:21 PM - Jummkopf: DESTROY
11:21 PM - Jummkopf: THE
11:21 PM - Jummkopf: BRIDGE
11:22 PM - Subwoofer: OR WHAT
11:22 PM - Jummkopf: OR WE WILL
11:22 PM - Jummkopf: DESTROY THE BRIDGE
11:22 PM - Subwoofer: I DARE YOU
11:22 PM - Jummkopf: I DARE YOU
11:22 PM - Jummkopf: TO DESTORY THE BRIDGE
11:22 PM - Subwoofer: OK
11:22 PM - Subwoofer: I WILL DESTROY THE BRIDGE
11:22 PM - Jummkopf: DESTROY THE BRIDGE
11:22 PM - Subwoofer: OK
11:22 PM - Jummkopf: ON THE RIVER KWAI
11:22 PM - Jummkopf: IN BURMA
11:22 PM - Subwoofer: K
11:23 PM - Jummkopf: DO NOT LET THE BRITISH POWS DO IT
11:23 PM - Jummkopf: DESTROY THE BRIDGE"
~Subwoofer and Jummkopf in "DESTROY THE BRIDGE"

[dkamm65]

>:0 He just stole what I quoted and modified it in a legitimate way that still earns me a little credit.

Why do you get credit for something Steam Support said?

[xxjpxx]

Because I had to spend time to snippet that and upload it and post it here, therefore I deserve approximately 10% credit. Dkamm gets 30% and Steam gets 60%.

[Proog]

>:0 He just stole what I quoted and modified it in a legitimate way that still earns me a little credit.

I don't think you get the joke.

[*Magick* Mage]

Because I had to spend time to snippet that and upload it and post it here, therefore I deserve approximately 10% credit. Dkamm gets 30% and Steam gets 60%.

Steam wasn't the first to say that, mon frere. But Dkamm made it humorous, therefore deserves all the imaginary credit one can conjure. So saith the Law.

[xxjpxx]

I don't think you get the joke.

No I don't. Don't ever expect me to comprehend humor on the internet. I am plagued with the inability to do so.

[Jairo]

"The entire concept of the United States is dumb." - George Washington from a Nickelodeon commercial
hurr hurr
sum iz baldspoots
so he getz credots!111!!!

[xxjpxx]

"The entire concept of the United States is dumb." - George Washington from a Nickelodeon commercial
hurr hurr
sum iz baldspoots
so he getz credots!111!!!

Ninjaedit hmm?

[*Magick* Mage]

No I don't. Don't ever expect me to comprehend humor on the internet. I am plagued with the inability to do so.

"Not everything you read on the internet is true" - Abraham Lincoln

IT IS FUNNY

BECAUSE ABRAHAM LINCOLN DIDN'T REALLY SAY THAT.

AND YOU'RE READING IT

ON THE INTERNET!

HA.

:o

[Jairo]

Ninjaedit hmm?

Indeed, I had to make it fit the current situation about the whole credit thing

[Mega-Bear]

I remember seeing that when it was Tweeted and lol'ing.

[Morpheus]

"What is this? A school for ants? . . .It has to be at least three times bigger!"

Derek Zoolander

[Jairo]

IT IS FUNNY

BECAUSE ABRAHAM LINCOLN DIDN'T REALLY SAY THAT.

AND YOU'RE READING IT

ON THE INTERNET!

HA.

:o

[Travis [bob36455]]