Author Topic: The object to the direct left of you is now in your ass. (Read 9000 times)

VerticalHorizon · September 19, 2011, 01:12:13 AM

A Sharpie. It has been up there before so no sweat.

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Belogna · September 19, 2011, 01:13:10 AM

A Sharpie. It has been up there before so no sweat.

Brown sharpie.

Oh god that sounds nasty now. forget you.

Daedalus · September 19, 2011, 01:14:58 AM

Oxygen.

.:FancyPants:. · September 19, 2011, 01:15:18 AM

That means there's a desk up my ass! D:

Oh wait, LEFT. Not right. Well then that is...a tissue!

How convinent!

TheScout · September 19, 2011, 01:16:30 AM

my bed has a ladder leading to it
forget

Lil D · September 19, 2011, 01:26:09 AM

Two story house.

Can someone check my pulse?

Shadowed999 · September 19, 2011, 01:27:29 AM

Tissue paper.

ShadowsfeaR · September 19, 2011, 01:28:21 AM

MY CAT OH GOD

Lil D · September 19, 2011, 01:29:52 AM

Animal abuse. lol

Ningyou · September 19, 2011, 01:30:02 AM

MY CAT OH GOD

pusillanimous individual!

Lil D · September 19, 2011, 01:32:56 AM

starfish!

ShadowsfeaR · September 19, 2011, 01:33:44 AM

Feline

Lil D · September 19, 2011, 01:37:19 AM

Rape.

OK GUISE LETS GET BACK ON TOPIC: Osht my rail on my bed.

Well at least my house is out of my rectal cavity.

PhantomJack · September 19, 2011, 01:38:19 AM

canine?
lil d, :c

anyway, a pillow.
well, atleast its kinda soft.

RedGajin · September 19, 2011, 01:48:47 AM

carrot

awwwww yeaaaaaa