DEFCON 1 -- September 27th [Have a nice day y'all]

[Man 2]

DEFCON -2=OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

[Ad Bot]

[indyjones]

OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

[Kalphiter]

The only thing that happened was that the earth quaked during the earthquake.

They happen here. Get used to it.

[Man 2]

Oh no, it's just a tad unlike every other earthquake.
Must be nuclear activity. Defcon 1.

[nickbond1]

Ze germans, zey are invading!

[Kalphiter]

When I first started reading the thread I thought I was reading some fantasy situation.

Then I realized how dumb the OP was.

[indyjones]

When I first started reading the thread I thought I was reading some fantasy situation.

Then I realized how dumb the OP was.

Wow nice.

[Belogna]

I TOLD YOU brotherS, I TOLD YOU, WE GOT TO GET OUR GOLDEN GUNS, AND SHOOT THE brotherS

[indyjones]

I TOLD YOU brotherS, I TOLD YOU, WE GOT TO GET OUR GOLDEN GUNS, AND SHOOT THE brotherS

entrepreneur  the Ak-47s!

[Colten]

This is gay theres no reliable sources

[Peppy]

I TOLD YOU brotherS, I TOLD YOU, WE GOT TO GET OUR GOLDEN GUNS, AND SHOOT THE brotherS

DAYUM brother LEME GET MAH GOLDEN RAINBOW CAMO GRENADE LAUNCHAH LASAH SIGHT ACOG SCOPE SILENCAH EXTENDED MAG M4A1!!1!1

[indyjones]

This is gay theres no reliable sources

Read the Op a few times.

[Belogna]

This is gay theres no reliable sources

True bro.

[Lil Robot]

i got worried until i noticed that it was simply a practice

[Colten]

Read the Op a few times.

I did

STill gay