Author Topic: I know how to save the economy.  (Read 1617 times)

Wow.
American Debt over 13 trillion dollars. I have more money than the American government.

if you dont you should be banned from credit cards forever

if you dont you should be banned from credit cards forever
Rofl.

Wow.
American Debt over 13 trillion dollars. I have more money than the American government.

Just to emphasize how large that is because im assuming that you can't tell, 13 trillion seconds is approximately 411994 years.

lets just TAKE OUR DEBT


and PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE


like chine rofel

No, that's a terrible idea!
Now, a better idea would be to give me 500$/s, in which i would spend it on pointless stuff that'd benefit myself.
That'd truly save the economy.

No, that's a terrible idea!
Now, a better idea would be to give me 500$/s, in which i would spend it on pointless stuff that'd benefit myself.
That'd truly save the economy.
1 $500 hooker/s
500 $1 hookers/s

Thats 43200000 hookers a day.
Im jelly.

Seriously, America could legallize stuff to give their police force a rest and save more money.

If we got rid of minimum wage, that would be bad at first, but then prices on everything would lower and we'd have more jobs.

If the government legalized drugs, then they could better control who gets them, who sells them, and wouldn't be spending so much money.

If we pulled out of all our wars, both official and unofficial, then we'd be saving money and lives at this point.

Also, if we get rid of Social Security, Medicare, Medicade, and other such programs, we'd have even more money, but people would loose their jobs because of that. I'd say it's worth it, but apparently a few people's jobs are more important than saving money and helping fix the economy.

Also, if we get rid of Social Security, Medicare, Medicade, and other such programs, we'd have even more money, but people would loose their jobs because of that. I'd say it's worth it, but apparently a few people's jobs are more important than saving money and helping fix the economy.

And their lives.

And their lives.
Not really.
The price of medical treatments would actually go way down.
Medicare has actually started an upward spiral there.
Health Insurance may not be necessary at all after that point.


The government should not only make drugs legal to save money, but should sell drugs to make money!

"Vote for Obama, here's some heroin"

We've been in Afghanistan for over 10 years, take it and add it as a US territory, then sell it to Kuwait.

I know how to end world hunger.









Feed everybody.