Author Topic: Anti Jokes (Read 2799 times)

Strovbe · September 22, 2011, 07:42:56 PM

the wnba

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LordCutlerBeckett · September 22, 2011, 07:45:37 PM

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The FBI. We found two dumpsters full of methamphetamine in your garage. You are under arrest for the possession and illegal trafficking of drugs.

Crazy Salt · September 22, 2011, 07:56:01 PM

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

To get to the other side.

Tingalz · September 22, 2011, 07:57:01 PM

What do you call 50 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A horrible boating accident.

(Fallen) · September 23, 2011, 12:10:35 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road? Pshh i don't give a stuff stop wasting your time reading this.
I made that one up right thar

deej · September 23, 2011, 01:27:24 AM

Yo mamma so fat(five seconds go by)
What you expect something after that, I was stating the obvious.

fred da kiko · September 23, 2011, 01:38:55 AM

what did the orphan get for christmas? cancer.

what gets louder and louder as it gets smaller and smaller? a baby in a blender.

what can a bench do that a mexican can't? survive in space.

what did the black guy do with the white guy's bucket of KFC? he politely handed it to him, received the payment, and said "have a nice day sir," he later went home to enjoy a relaxing evening with his girlfriend as he was only 17.

Jerkface · September 23, 2011, 01:47:28 AM

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink, "Put it on my bill!."

The bar-keep doesn't speak English.

rockslide26 · September 23, 2011, 01:55:29 AM

What's large, white, and can't climb trees?

A refrigerator.

Belogna · September 23, 2011, 02:24:39 AM

It's your birthday and your friends hire a stripper and get a cake for you.
They put the stripper in the cake and forget about her.
She suffocates and you cut her in two.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Daedalus · September 23, 2011, 02:31:01 AM

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I am a dog.

Skorpion · September 23, 2011, 03:54:36 AM

What's large, greasy and can't do exercise?
You.

Trogtor · September 23, 2011, 04:01:15 AM

Whats the difference between a bartender and a comedian?
they both have different jobs.

RedGajin · September 23, 2011, 04:04:26 AM

What does a man a women do when they love each other very much?
Dual Self Delete.

Trogtor · September 23, 2011, 04:06:37 AM

Quote from: RedGajin on September 23, 2011, 04:04:26 AM

What does a man a women do when they love each other very much?
Dual Self Delete.

ahh i don't get it