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The Elder Scrolls Megathread
NotKreation:
--- Quote from: Sicarius on November 24, 2011, 04:03:57 PM ---I want dwarfs. Short, stocky, bearded men! And crossbows. And a mudcrab companion that will follow you and fight for you but never die! Or just the first 2... or just the last one.
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Dwarves are taller than dark elves.
The giants are the ones that named them dwarves,
Man 2:
OMG IT'S NOCTURNAL!!!!1! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!1
Rainbow:
http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim-teaching-your-children-how-to-perform-rim-jobs-and-other-homo-erotic-love-maneuvers/
Man 2:
--- Quote ---Once the player has decided if they want to be a female wood fairy or an black ogre from Stormwind, they get to take control of their hell spawned fictitious demon.
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--- Quote ---Right off the bat, the gay supporting software company Blizzard, shows the player images of decapitations and after the third of forth head chopping, a necromatic dragon appears and sets the player free from righteous punishment. Now that the player is free, they will spend the next 400 hours robbing people, killing villagers, crafting loveual items, fornicate with elves and other Harry Potter style animals and also learn how to conjure up black magic.
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--- Quote ---SKYRIM LINGO: DOVAHKIIN – Is the supposed citizens of Skyrim, but is a code word that means:
D – Dirty
O – Orifice
V – Violation
A – Always
H – Hurts
K – Keep
I – Injecting
I – It
N – Naiant
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Is this a joke? I hope so.
forget me I've been trolled. Funny as hell.
Rainbow:
--- Quote from: Man 2 on November 24, 2011, 08:18:03 PM ---Is this a joke? I hope so.
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i guess you didnt read the comments
FUK DAT NINJA