Some chick came up and slapped me

[Slugger]

For her birthday you should walk up to her and shove her head into your crotch.

You would love it if I did that to you 

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[Trogtor]

Useless post here, folks.

Oh please. It was funny. well, to me

[Jokey365]

Oh please. It was funny. well, to me

PFFT.

[Unwritten Calender]

Oh please. It was funny. well, to me

People say that all the time.
How was it funny?

[Mega-Bear]

Bring a gun and shoot that ego maniacal, hard-headed, pompous starfish of a "girl."

[Shell]

Oh please. It was funny. well, to me

[Col. Burton]

what the forget is she doing out of the kitchen?

Where are you?

[Nasoa]

stick it in her pooper

[Trogtor]

Yeah

People say that all the time.
How was it funny?

Discuse sounds funny for some reason I have no idea why.

PFFT.

[Nikki]

Buy those cheap plastic nails and wear them on one hand. When you see her, do a drive by slap. Lose the nails and she'll have no proof.

[Jokey365]

I really have to change my avatar one of these days.

[SlayerZ99]

i bet she's one of those people that wants "women's equality" yet she believes that men are not allowed to touch her.

dont know why but reminded me of this picture

[Comatose]

Bitch just set herself up for a possible battery charge. What a dumbass.

[Wayvo]

Just reading this made me get mad >:c.
I hate that bitch. You REALLY shoulda slapped her back.

[Tingalz]

Just reading this made me get mad >:c.
I hate that bitch. You REALLY shoulda slapped her back.

No, go to the office, report her, and see will probably get detention/suspended.
Hitting back would get you in just as much trouble for some forgeted up reason.