Why is Calliou bald?

[DontCare4Free]

He's a baby giant, of course!

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[Vegetarian Zombie]

He's a giant baby, of course!

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[Tonkka]

Better question: why's his name calliou?

Hes kaapo in finland LOL

[DontCare4Free]

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He's a giant baby giant!

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Hes kaapo in finland LOL

Isn't that Japanese for turtle?

Wait, no, that's kappa...

[DontCare4Free]

What is this show called anyway?

[Trogtor]

He is heavy in younger years

What is this show called anyway?

Calliou...

[PowerDag]

Caillou is apparently French for "stone", according to my french dictionary.

[Trogtor]

Caillou is apparently French for "stone", according to my french dictionary.

Stone head?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Stone head?

No, he's a stoner

[Trymos]

Stone head?

No, basket ball head.

No, he's a stoner

He's a stoner basketball head.

[Yosher]

Even better question: What the hell is this?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Even better question: What the hell is this?

Stone head stoner bald twat who for some reason remains 4 years of age no matter how many seasons the show runs for and throws epic tantrums to prove his dipstufftery

[Lørd Tøny]

His head is as hairless and shiny like a polished stone.

[Name is Unavailable]

He probably had cancer as a baby.