While on the toilet, what do you do?

[PowerDag]

I sit on the toilet on top of the toilet.

[Ad Bot]

[Dimitri Pentrenko]

fap

[Stocking]

I sit on toilet top of toilet's top.

now its in iambic pentameter

[(Fallen)]

Usually if it is a weekend and I have nothing to do I think deeply about what I should do and when I have homework I do it while pooping lolololol multitasking

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Either read or fap, usually.

[Kilser]

I sit.
And stuff.

[ruiner369]

Pfft, friends. I go IN the toilet, bitches! 

[Nymethus]

Edit: I feel bad for typing that please enjoy this nothing

[HellHound]

I think about the meaning of life.

[The Corporation]

depends on what i've eaten

lets say, I chewed up a whole pack of trident and ate it...

Not kidding, it hurts pretty bad.

[Isaac Fox]

I think about the meaning of life.

*Vomits*

[Muzzles56]

Nothing
It takes me like, 30 seconds to stuff so i just stuff, wash and leave

[HellHound]

*Vomits*

That's pretty confusing

[Hrvatski Jezik]

I'm on my laptop when I'm stuffting...

...does that freak out anyone else out?

[Dr.Block]

I'm on my laptop when I'm stuffting...

...does that freak out anyone else out?

Nope, I do that myself sometimes. Other times I just play Tetris on my phone.